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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 12:25 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
I hope this is the only appearance of Jar Jar, on the wall of some retired Storm Trooper's home:
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 12:39 am
by Norah
durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.
I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 1:24 am
by epilogue
cutuphalfdead wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.
I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.
If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 1:24 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
durdencommatyler wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.
I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.
If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.
Anakin was a whiny little bitch too.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 1:29 am
by epilogue
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.
I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.
If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.
Anakin was a whiny little bitch too.
Exactly. And look how that turned out.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 1:35 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
durdencommatyler wrote:Sgt. Crackpot wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.
I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.
If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.
Anakin was a whiny little bitch too.
Exactly. And look how that turned out.
So in Episode VII, the spawn of Luke is probably going to be a whiny little bitch too.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 1:41 am
by Norah
durdencommatyler wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.
I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.
If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.
He was pretty whiny in Empire too, man.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 1:48 am
by epilogue
cutuphalfdead wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.
I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.
If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.
He was pretty whiny in Empire too, man.
Yeah, but he gets a pass because he made out with his sister, lost his hand, and got molested by a creepier in a swamp.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 1:49 am
by epilogue
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Sgt. Crackpot wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.
I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.
If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.
Anakin was a whiny little bitch too.
Exactly. And look how that turned out.
So in Episode VII, the spawn of Luke is probably going to be a whiny little bitch too.
If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is? And is she still around? And if so, is she hiding out with Luke? And if not, why?
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:09 am
by McParadigm
durdencommatyler wrote:If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?
It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.
Either way it's hot.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:23 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
McParadigm wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?
It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.
Either way it's hot.
Maybe Luke and Han hooked up?
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:27 am
by spike
do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:29 am
by McParadigm
spike wrote:do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?
I'm adding "joke where Han notices a grey hair on Chewie" to my "well, they'll have this in there" list.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:33 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
McParadigm wrote:spike wrote:do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?
I'm adding "joke where Han notices a grey hair on Chewie" to my "well, they'll have this in there" list.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:34 am
by epilogue
McParadigm wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?
It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.
Either way it's hot.
I bet they have prostitutes on Tatooine.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:34 am
by epilogue
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:McParadigm wrote:spike wrote:do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?
I'm adding "joke where Han notices a grey hair on Chewie" to my "well, they'll have this in there" list.
Well that's just outstanding.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:35 am
by spike
McParadigm wrote:spike wrote:do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?
I'm adding "joke where Han notices a grey hair on Chewie" to my "well, they'll have this in there" list.
i hope han is still rocking a vest
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:35 am
by Jorge
durdencommatyler wrote:McParadigm wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?
It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.
Either way it's hot.
I bet they have prostitutes on Tatooine.
Prostitooines.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 2:42 am
by epilogue
theplatypus wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:McParadigm wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?
It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.
Either way it's hot.
I bet they have prostitutes on Tatooine.
Prostitooines.
Now I'm a-cummin alright.
Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)
Posted: Fri August 15, 2014 11:35 am
by stip
dimejinky99 wrote:I'm not sure if people are rippin on these in order to buy futures in 'ha! i told you theyd be shit!' or just 'cos they dont believe he can pull it off..
i think he can and will.
I am very confident these will be a blast