Red Mosquito

ABNorman wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:Just when you thought YOU were having a shitty day.

spike wrote:so now everyone's on board with the jaime will eventually kill cersei theory, huh?

I kinda figured a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure now. I'll be surprised if it doesn't happen.

if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

spike wrote:if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

Maybe the can do a whole series of films about it once GRRM inevitably sells Westeros to Disney.

durdencommatyler wrote:

spike wrote:if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

Maybe the can do a whole series of films about it once GRRM inevitably sells Westeros to Disney.

oh shit, the white walkers better win.

spike wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

spike wrote:if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

Maybe the can do a whole series of films about it once GRRM inevitably sells Westeros to Disney.

oh shit, the white walkers better win.

Then we'll just get a Game of Thrones/Frozen cross over movie. And spin-off tv show. And live "ON ICE" extravaganza.

durdencommatyler wrote:

spike wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

spike wrote:if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

Maybe the can do a whole series of films about it once GRRM inevitably sells Westeros to Disney.

oh shit, the white walkers better win.

Then we'll just get a Game of Thrones/Frozen cross over movie. And spin-off tv show. And live "ON ICE" extravaganza.

http://www.eonline.com/news/776316/cers ... -let-it-go

goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

BurtReynolds wrote:goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

Yup

You should just read the combined version.

http://boiledleather.com/post/259025541 ... rder-for-a

Mecca wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

Yup

Bunch of jerks.

cutuphalfdead wrote:You should just read the combined version.

http://boiledleather.com/post/259025541 ... rder-for-a

I'm doing the audiobook. The voice actor guy (for all the books) is really good. By this point, he's ran out of accents, though. Areo Hotah and Sandor Clegane sound awfully similar.

BurtReynolds wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:You should just read the combined version.

http://boiledleather.com/post/259025541 ... rder-for-a

I'm doing the audiobook. The voice actor guy (for all the books) is really good. By this point, he's ran out of accents, though. Areo Hotah and Sandor Clegane sound awfully similar.

Thats my idea of hell.

spike wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:You should just read the combined version.

http://boiledleather.com/post/259025541 ... rder-for-a

I'm doing the audiobook. The voice actor guy (for all the books) is really good. By this point, he's ran out of accents, though. Areo Hotah and Sandor Clegane sound awfully similar.

Thats my idea of hell.

After a lot of resistance, I'm hooked on them now. Good way to pass the workday.

Mecca wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

Yup

Well that was a clusterfuck. 34 hours of boredom only to end with a thrilling climax of Samwell talking to some librarians, repeating shit I already know. A perfect ending for the book I guess.

The only redeeming thing about it was the Sparrows, but they were barely in it.

Be amazed as a fat guy takes a boat ride.

Watch in stunned disbelief as Arya sells clams.

Thrill as an ugly woman roams aimlessly asking passersby if they've seen a girl.

Witness the spine tingling terror of a grown ass woman throwing a temper tantrum over a child (for 500 pages) and get sent to her room.

Claw your eyes out as Littlefinger explains the absurdly complex line of succession of a minor house to a disinterested teenager.

Dorne. Just Dorne.

Fuck you GRRM.

On to Book 5.

BurtReynolds wrote:On to Book 5.

much better

BurtReynolds wrote:

Mecca wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

Yup

Well that was a clusterfuck. 34 hours of boredom only to end with a thrilling climax of Samwell talking to some librarians, repeating shit I already know. A perfect ending for the book I guess.

The only redeeming thing about it was the Sparrows, but they were barely in it.

You're the worst.

Mecca wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:On to Book 5.

much better worse

Exactly. Easily the worst book in the series and the reason why I'm far more invested in the show at this point.