Red Mosquito

In the waiting room with my still virgin anus.

I hope you get to experience the farting room with all the others that are having it done today

bro, wut

when I had mine done you were put in a room with others as you slowly woke up..the nurses would check on you and roll you on your side and push your stomach to release gas...I woke up to a lot of people farting...it was great

Spike is not being put to sleep so I am watching this carefully, as I don't want to be knocked out either.

I suppose he will still fart but will probably just laugh about it.

Is there anyway he can do a FB livestream of this today?

i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

I don't want you guys to worry, but I've had a very unusual poop day.

I just took my fourth dump of the day at 1:20 pm and it was huge. I feel very emptied out and great. My anus feels really good right now. It's rare for me to even poop more than twice a day, but today is different.

A few reasons why:

1. I am on predinsone for a few days. I wonder if this steroid can increase shitting? I know it's causing me to hold onto some water, which is why I am not weighing into the weight loss thread today.

2. I am working from home today, which is unusual. Maybe I just feel a little more comfortable here? I pride myself on being able to shit anywhere, but nothing beats my master bathroom, which is connected to my bedroom. I live alone so left that door wide open for my fourth session. Felt great.

3. I'm eating a lot of berries (blueberries, raspberries) so that could be it too. Man, raspberries is kinda hard to spell.

Thank you,
Your Coach

P.S. I love Pearl Jam.

What's your toilet paper situation?

JuanHamm wrote:What's your toilet paper situation?

Today I am just going old school TP, no wet wipes, just Angle Soft. I'm in and out after about six wipes.

Coach wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:What's your toilet paper situation?

Today I am just going old school TP, no wet wipes, just Angle Soft. I'm in and out after about six wipes.

Wow, sounds like you have a very resilient pooper

JuanHamm wrote:

Coach wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:What's your toilet paper situation?

Today I am just going old school TP, no wet wipes, just Angle Soft. I'm in and out after about six wipes.

Wow, sounds like you have a very resilient pooper

I have four bathrooms in my house, which is odd because I only have three bedrooms. So, I like to hop around between a couple toilets.

dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care. Drowsy and spaced out at the moment, but in a good way. Wife’s picking me up soon.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care.

Let us know what drugs they give you, as I want the same thing, man.

Also, do you have cancer?

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care.

Let us know what drugs they give you, as I want the same thing, man.

Also, do you have cancer?

No cancer, but full analyzation takes a week. They had a to remove one pollyp.

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care.

Let us know what drugs they give you, as I want the same thing, man.

Also, do you have cancer?

No cancer, but full analyzation takes a week. They had a to remove one pollyp.

Excellent!

Glad you're healthy spike. Enjoy being high.

Anytime an RMer earns his wings (i.e. colonoscopy) it's like a super bowl day for all of us. This is great news. As long as the full week's worth of analysis does not reveal cancer.

These saltines are amazing.

you made it. congrats, bub