Red Mosquito

This is fun!

Honestly I don't care tho.. I once went into a ladies bathroom in a bar cuz the guys bathroom was long as shit.. owner threw me out.. now in that situation I'm just gonna say at that particular moment I gender identified as a female n i felt more comfortable in that bathroom

Hell, I almost did at the pizza shop the other day when I had to wait.. and when I finally got in I really wished I did because dude I waited for took the nastiest shit

i got bugs wrote:Honestly I don't care tho.. I once went into a ladies bathroom in a bar cuz the guys bathroom was long as shit.. owner threw me out.. now in that situation I'm just gonna say at that particular moment I gender identified as a female n i felt more comfortable in that bathroom

If you do this, you're an asshole.

My dog is neutered. Which bathroom is he allowed to use?

Not as big of an asshole as former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, who literally said that if he were in middle school these days he would "identify" as a woman so he could spy on girls in a locker room. Which is fucking disgusting. But if you've gotta pee real bad and you decide, hey, having to pee real bad is the same as belonging to one of the most unjustly reviled groups in the world, and I'm going to get what I want by pretending to be something I'm not, well...

BurtReynolds wrote:My dog is neutered. Which bathroom is he allowed to use?

Does he still hump people's legs?

Simple Torture wrote:

i got bugs wrote:Honestly I don't care tho.. I once went into a ladies bathroom in a bar cuz the guys bathroom was long as shit.. owner threw me out.. now in that situation I'm just gonna say at that particular moment I gender identified as a female n i felt more comfortable in that bathroom

If you do this, you're an asshole.

Simple Torture wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:My dog is neutered. Which bathroom is he allowed to use?

Does he still hump people's legs?

he's more of a humpee than a humper.

BurtReynolds wrote:

Simple Torture wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:My dog is neutered. Which bathroom is he allowed to use?

Does he still hump people's legs?

he's more of a humpee than a humper.

I don't have a dog, so it's kind of hard for me to say. How many quadrants does your local dog park have for dogs to take a shit in? I have to assume they have at least cisgender male heterosexual, cisgender male homosexual, transgender male heterosexual, transgender male homosexual, cisgender female heterosexual, cisgender female homosexual, transgender female heterosexual, and transgender female homosexual? Or is your dog asexual genderqueer now?

Simple Torture wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Simple Torture wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:My dog is neutered. Which bathroom is he allowed to use?

Does he still hump people's legs?

he's more of a humpee than a humper.

I don't have a dog, so it's kind of hard for me to say. How many quadrants does your local dog park have for dogs to take a shit in? I have to assume they have at least cisgender male heterosexual, cisgender male homosexual, transgender male heterosexual, transgender male homosexual, cisgender female heterosexual, cisgender female homosexual, transgender female heterosexual, and transgender female homosexual? Or is your dog asexual genderqueer now?

They have a "shit anywhere you like" arrangement. We could learn a lot from our dog friends.

Is it a dog Safe Space? (i.e. no cats or indigenous dog costumes allowed)

Simple Torture wrote:Is it a dog Safe Space? (i.e. no cats or indigenous dog costumes allowed)

I don't think so. Consent is suggested but not required.

Lots of perverts heavily panting, too, I imagine.

Oxford, AL is gonna put people in fucking jail.

http://www.snopes.com/oxford-alabama-tr ... bathrooms/

Fill in the blank: a city in ___________ has passed an ordinance enacting fines and jail terms up to six months for anyone using a restroom that doesn't correspond to the sex listed on their birth certificate.

Spoiler: show

If you guessed Mississippi...you're close! It's Alabama: http://www.snopes.com/oxford-alabama-tr ... bathrooms/

Wow

This has to be a new record.

The irresponsibility that some posters show is disheartening, Kaius.

I blame the 24 hour news cycle. Everyone has to have it first.

Hahaha omfg. If I wanted to cover my ass, I would say that of course I did that in response to B's link: it was a performance art piece of the most classic B thing that anyone could ever do. But what I think really happened is: I clicked on B's link, read the article, read a few follow-up articles, and during that series of clicks I forgot where I originally saw it and thought, 'Hm...this would go great in that News & Debate thread!'

Good job, SP.