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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 4:11 pm
by spike
Ello Sailor wrote:spike wrote:wtf
Between picking up dog shit with his bare hands, and apparently not always wiping his ass, I’m starting to think Covid started at dad’s house, not Wuhan.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 4:55 pm
by dad
spike wrote:Ello Sailor wrote:spike wrote:wtf
Between picking up dog shit with his bare hands, and apparently not always wiping his ass, I’m starting to think Covid started at dad’s house, not Wuhan.
i wipe my ass every time.
I'll send you the receipts if you want.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 5:00 pm
by spike
dad wrote:spike wrote:Ello Sailor wrote:spike wrote:wtf
Between picking up dog shit with his bare hands, and apparently not always wiping his ass, I’m starting to think Covid started at dad’s house, not Wuhan.
i wipe my ass every time.
I'll send you the receipts if you want.
Why you tellin a grown ass man it’s okay not to?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 5:05 pm
by dad
spike wrote:dad wrote:spike wrote:Ello Sailor wrote:spike wrote:wtf
Between picking up dog shit with his bare hands, and apparently not always wiping his ass, I’m starting to think Covid started at dad’s house, not Wuhan.
i wipe my ass every time.
I'll send you the receipts if you want.
Why you tellin a grown ass man it’s okay not to?
i was trying to comfort him in his time of need.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 5:18 pm
by spike
dad wrote:spike wrote:dad wrote:spike wrote:Ello Sailor wrote:spike wrote:wtf
Between picking up dog shit with his bare hands, and apparently not always wiping his ass, I’m starting to think Covid started at dad’s house, not Wuhan.
i wipe my ass every time.
I'll send you the receipts if you want.
Why you tellin a grown ass man it’s okay not to?
i was trying to comfort him in his time of need.
In exchange for a week of painful diaper rash!
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 5:22 pm
by dad
spike wrote:dad wrote:spike wrote:dad wrote:spike wrote:Ello Sailor wrote:spike wrote:wtf
Between picking up dog shit with his bare hands, and apparently not always wiping his ass, I’m starting to think Covid started at dad’s house, not Wuhan.
i wipe my ass every time.
I'll send you the receipts if you want.
Why you tellin a grown ass man it’s okay not to?
i was trying to comfort him in his time of need.
In exchange for a week of painful diaper rash!
i think we've gotten a lot of wear out of this now. i'm sure tommy took care of things and made a positive choice for himself and his butthole. he is a grown man, after all.
let's try to move forward.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 5:30 pm
by spike
dad wrote:spike wrote:dad wrote:spike wrote:dad wrote:spike wrote:Ello Sailor wrote:spike wrote:wtf
Between picking up dog shit with his bare hands, and apparently not always wiping his ass, I’m starting to think Covid started at dad’s house, not Wuhan.
i wipe my ass every time.
I'll send you the receipts if you want.
Why you tellin a grown ass man it’s okay not to?
i was trying to comfort him in his time of need.
In exchange for a week of painful diaper rash!
i think we've gotten a lot of wear out of this now. i'm sure tommy took care of things and made a positive choice for himself and his butthole. he is a grown man, after all.
let's try to move forward.
Okay, just try not to be weird about poop. You’re becoming the Russ Wilson of RM.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 5:32 pm
by doug rr
go broncos
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 6:30 pm
by bodysnatcher
lol
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri November 18, 2022 6:31 pm
by dad
doug rr wrote:go broncos
let's
ride wipe.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue November 22, 2022 4:24 pm
by dad
we recently purchased a squatty potty for our bathroom. we had one years ago, but threw it away at some point.
solid investment.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue November 22, 2022 4:32 pm
by spike
dad wrote:we recently purchased a squatty potty for our bathroom. we had one years ago, but threw it away at some point.
solid investment.
What if the maid sees it
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue November 22, 2022 4:33 pm
by dad
spike wrote:dad wrote:we recently purchased a squatty potty for our bathroom. we had one years ago, but threw it away at some point.
solid investment.
What if the maid sees it
one more thing for her to clean?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue November 29, 2022 5:52 pm
by doug rr
i pooped at the grocery store today...it hit me midway through picking everything up before it starts snowing
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue November 29, 2022 6:05 pm
by Chris_H_2
doug rr wrote:i pooped at the grocery store today...it hit me midway through picking everything up before it starts snowing
did you at least put your dignity back on the shelf or did you make one of the workers do it for you?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue November 29, 2022 6:13 pm
by doug rr
Chris_H_2 wrote:doug rr wrote:i pooped at the grocery store today...it hit me midway through picking everything up before it starts snowing
did you at least put your dignity back on the shelf or did you make one of the workers do it for you?
it was an emergency and i knew i wouldn't make it home in time...i did lay may hand cart outside of the bathroom hoping no one would take it..it had nice trader joe bags inside
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed November 30, 2022 1:22 am
by bart
Doug are you referring to a basket
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed November 30, 2022 1:25 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
bart wrote:Doug are you referring to a basket
lol
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed November 30, 2022 1:59 am
by dad
doug, describe the bathroom decor of your local trader joe's.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed November 30, 2022 2:58 am
by doug rr
bart wrote:Doug are you referring to a basket
yes