The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[dad]

But there's often children running at them or following them on bicycles. Most normal children don't chase forklifts

have you ever driven a forklift around children to test that theory?

[Chris_H_2]

But there's often children running at them or following them on bicycles. Most normal children don't chase forklifts

it's not the children you have to worry about -- it's the ... ahem ... corpulent adults.

[Chris_H_2]

one time my buddy and i marked a race track around the warehouse, including the huge area where they stored the pallets of beer (often times three pallets high (which was about 40 feet). we would race around in our fork lifts. that is, until the day i clipped the corner of a pallet of bud heavy long necks and the whole stack (168 cases) came crashing down. that dq still grinds my gears.

[daft twat]

I used to drive a forklift. It was so hard not to drive a car with both feet after a 12 hour shift.

[wease]

Welp, tomorrow is firing day again. Why can’t people just do their fucking jobs correctly and not be assholes?

[doug rr]

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

[doug rr]

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

his business is living. and being an alcoholic.

functioning...

[Jorge]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm afraid my hot co-worker is going to leave by year end.

[Jorge]

Let's make sure she doesn't

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[The Argonaut]

I’ve never seen Bob’s Burgers but I loved that

[Jorge]

It's a good show

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Let's make sure she doesn't

But how?

[wease]

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

This.

[dad]

i love this so much.

[The Argonaut]

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

This.

doug is a day trader

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

This.

doug is a day trader

Like, he trades his wife?

[dad]

Does doug have a job? You can want doug's life, I suppose

i'm basically a housewife

That’s my dream job

This.

doug is a day trader

Like, he trades his wife?

for pineapples, yes.