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what if that baby minded its own fucking business?
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BurtReynolds wrote:Has the baby been baptized?
this.
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Not really that hard to lie to a baby
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bodysnatcher wrote:Not really that hard to lie to a baby
how often are you lying to babies?
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Not really that hard to lie to a baby
how often are you lying to babies?
Whenever I come across one and have to pretend I’m happy to see them
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If you are going skydiving with a baby you probably had to sign a waiver as the guardian. So, you kinda already agreed to save it.
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This experiment is flawed!
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tommy wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:It's amusing how many people would rather kill the talking baby than lie to it regarding their beliefs about god.
The baby is killing itself. It could open it's parachute if it wanted to.
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Also this baby doesn’t have the weight to bring itself back down to earth once its chute opens. The wind is going to blow that thing 1200 miles away. Could end up in the ocean and drown anyway. Then you can land and just not tell anyone that you told a baby that you believed in god, and you got rid of the baby too.
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Is the baby a boy or a girl?
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bodysnatcher wrote:Also this baby doesn’t have the weight to bring itself back down to earth once its chute opens. The wind is going to blow that thing 1200 miles away. Could end up in the ocean and drown anyway. Then you can land and just not tell anyone that you told a baby that you believed in god, and you got rid of the baby too.
Maybe it's an obese baby
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Jorge wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Also this baby doesn’t have the weight to bring itself back down to earth once its chute opens. The wind is going to blow that thing 1200 miles away. Could end up in the ocean and drown anyway. Then you can land and just not tell anyone that you told a baby that you believed in god, and you got rid of the baby too.
Maybe it's an obese baby

Is it American?
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Why did I give control of MY parachute to a baby?
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Read it again, B.
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Friendly reminder that B works at an educational institute but can't fucking READ.
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BurtReynolds wrote:Is the baby a boy or a girl?
And is it red pilled or blue pilled?
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Ello Sailor wrote:Friendly reminder that B works at an educational institute but can't fucking READ.
B is a generous username
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If you could sacrifice your sense of smell in exchange for never getting a cold or flu again, would you do it?
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:Friendly reminder that B works at an educational institute but can't fucking READ.
B is a generous username
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