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Is Watching Movies Too Hard, or Are Audiences Getting Soft?
That's what I need to get me pumped about films: A film critic telling me I'm not doing it correctly. :roll:
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Good insights on that video; particularly the tips on how to make those "oners" dynamic and interesting by breaking down a single shot into multiple compositions and angles, so that the oner is itself a mechanism to seamlessly thread these shots together.
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The Interview - potentially an act of war

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All three movies at once. i love these guys:

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It says a lot about the human race that these Transformers movies have made 3 billion dollars. We need to be wiped out.
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http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon- ... k1:Default

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I've only liked two Kevin Smith movies, but this looks like it could be fun.

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Michael Parks is such a wonderful actor. I love that little moment when Justin Long is starting to pass out. He gives a quiet little "hh". I love that.

I'll watch it, 'cause it's Michael Parks torturing Justin Long, but I don't know if it'll be any good.
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http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Bad-Boys ... 66767.html

Oh sweet lord please let this happen...
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Gross.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Bad-Boys-3-Announced-By-Martin-Lawrence-66767.html

Oh sweet lord please let this happen...
This and Independence Day 2 plus After Earth, Will Smith must be hard up for cash.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Bad-Boys-3-Announced-By-Martin-Lawrence-66767.html

Oh sweet lord please let this happen...
This and Independence Day 2 plus After Earth, Will Smith must be hard up for cash.
Independence Day 2 is going to be awesome.
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I thought I read that Will Smith wasn't even going to be in ID2?
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theplatypus wrote:I thought I read that Will Smith wasn't even going to be in ID2?
It hasn't been confirmed one way or the other yet. But I think Michael B. Jordan was/is in talks, and I think there was speculation he would be playing Smith's son.
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Michael B. Jordan is just falling ass-backwards into blockbuster film roles nowadays, ain't he?
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Simple Torture wrote:Michael B. Jordan is just falling ass-backwards into blockbuster film roles nowadays, ain't he?
They're making Space Jam 2?
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That would be Michael J Jordan
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turned2black wrote:I've only liked two Kevin Smith movies, but this looks like it could be fun.

wtf
Johnny Depp and Kevin Smith are to work alongside their own daughters on Smith’s new film Yoga Hosers, an action-adventure movie based around a pair of teen yoga fanatics.

Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose and Smith’s daughter Harley Quinn take the lead roles in the comic book-style film, in which the aforementioned yoga nuts must battle an ancient evil that rises from underground and threatens a planned party. Depp also stars as an ex-cop and man-hunter, Guy Lapointe, who aids the pair in their quest.

Smith, meanwhile, has written the film and will direct it, making it the second in a trilogy of films set in rural Canada. The first, Tusk, premieres at the Toronto film festival in September, and overlaps with Yoga Hosers. Depp again stars as Lapointe, this time helping out a duo whose friend, played by Justin Long, has gone missing after trying to interview a demented seafarer – who intends to turn him into a walrus.
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