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evenslow wrote:

Lament wrote:

darthvedder81 wrote:Has this dead horse been beaten enough or should I go get my crowbar?

Nah, go get it. Then we can start on Star Wars.

I hear this "Phantom Menace" has problems?

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

Rusted Sign wrote:

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

Lament wrote:

evenslow wrote:

Lament wrote:

darthvedder81 wrote:Has this dead horse been beaten enough or should I go get my crowbar?

Nah, go get it. Then we can start on Star Wars.

I hear this "Phantom Menace" has problems?

I read on the internet it has a subtle anti-circumcision message.

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

evenslow wrote:Guys, being a circumcised gun owning father of three I can comfortably say that eddie vedder won't be getting any more of my money so he can buy axes and circumcise unwitting pj fans. It just isn't right.

evenslow wrote:Guys, being a circumcised gun owning father of three I can comfortably say that eddie vedder won't be getting any more of my money so he can buy axes and circumcise unwitting pj fans. It just isn't right.

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

Rusted Sign wrote:

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

I just googled 'accidental axe wounds' and got redirected to an upskirt site. Maybe the official figures aren't in yet.

#vaginasynonyms

evenslow wrote:I'm glad we came to a consensus on this. I feel less alone about not preferring rock star initiated circumcision via giant axe.

doug rr wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:

IlluminEddie wrote:

Rusted Sign wrote:I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

I just googled 'accidental axe wounds' and got redirected to an upskirt site. Maybe the official figures aren't in yet.

#vaginasynonyms

tin roof rusted sign

Lament wrote:I'm terrified just sitting here and thinking about all of the innocent people who will inevitably be killed when impressionable young men and women see this Ed vignette and are inspired to take an axe to a movie theatre or an elementary school or a military base and randomly kill dozens and dozens of innocent people.

What are you even thinking, Ed? The children of the world are looking to you for guidance, and this is what you give them? Shame on you.

Lament wrote:I'm terrified just sitting here and thinking about all of the innocent people who will inevitably be killed when impressionable young men and women see this Ed vignette and are inspired to take an axe to a movie theatre or an elementary school or a military base and randomly kill dozens and dozens of innocent people.

What are you even thinking, Ed? The children of the world are looking to you for guidance, and this is what you give them? Shame on you.

doug rr wrote:

Lament wrote:I'm terrified just sitting here and thinking about all of the innocent people who will inevitably be killed when impressionable young men and women see this Ed vignette and are inspired to take an axe to a movie theatre or an elementary school or a military base and randomly kill dozens and dozens of innocent people.

What are you even thinking, Ed? The children of the world are looking to you for guidance, and this is what you give them? Shame on you.

oh please, any elementary school kid could stop a 5 ft tall rock star with an axe

Lament wrote:If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?