Red Mosquito

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 8:25 pm**

eventually all movies will be merged into one franchise

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 8:26 pm**

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jurassic Multi~~Uni~~verse

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 8:36 pm**

All studios will become one monopolistic conglomerate who creates a franchise that incorporates all the highest grossing films of all time. The story will be that Caribbean pirates are trying to plunder the wreck of the Titanic in the oceans of Pandora. The Avengers, with the help of Vin Diesel and The Rock, attempt to stop them, but an interdimensional vortex opens up and transports them to the Jurassic period, where they must fight dinosaurs. But then they find out that it's actually a post-apocalyptic future after Batman and Superman destroyed the world and a nuclear holocaust created Godzilla, so they recruit James Bond, Aragorn, and Han Solo to fight him, but it turns out he is actually a transformer serving the will of Voldemort. So the vortex rips open and they are all flung across the galaxy to the transformers' homeworld, which is populated by toys. Luckily, the Guardians of the Galaxy were caught up in the vortex along the way, and know to seek the help of Woody and Buzz. Together, they defeat Voldemort and transformer Godzilla. But a sequel is set up when they all realize they forgot Nemo in the Pandoran sea.

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 9:18 pm**

Shut up

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 9:22 pm**

My childhood fan fiction is better.

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 9:23 pm**

CopperTom wrote:My childhood fan fiction is better.

Pitch it, sell it

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 9:26 pm**

theplatypus wrote:
CopperTom wrote:My childhood fan fiction is better.
Pitch it, sell it

I RM'd it already.

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 9:31 pm**

I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 9:40 pm**

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good

what if that's what the producers told you about Jurassic World?

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 10:21 pm**

Mecca wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I didn't say any of that was supposed to be good
what if that's what the producers told you about Jurassic World?

I guess I wouldn't really be surprised

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 11:16 pm**

I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 11:21 pm**

stip wrote:I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

Go see minions instead

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 11:25 pm**

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
stip wrote:I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble
Go see anything instead

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 11:29 pm**

stip wrote:I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble

Stay home and watch blackhat.

Posted: **Tue July 14, 2015 11:31 pm**

Strat wrote:
stip wrote:I'm trying to work up the excitement to go watch this and am having trouble
Stay home and watch blackhat.

Yeah!

Posted: **Wed July 15, 2015 12:54 am**

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jurassic Galaxy

My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.

Posted: **Wed July 15, 2015 3:13 am**

McParadigm wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jurassic Galaxy
My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.

Normally your words seem so carefully chosen. The inclusion of the word "but" here baffles me.

Posted: **Wed July 15, 2015 3:15 am**

McParadigm wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jurassic Galaxy
My 9-year old pitched me this idea the other day. But his idea was basically 2 hours worth of the space battle at the end of Jedi, with dinosaurs in all of the x-wing cockpits.

That would be better than Jurassic World and the last Transformers and you know it, McP.

Posted: **Wed July 15, 2015 3:27 am**

Sure. So "My son had an idea like LV had...but good."

Posted: **Wed July 15, 2015 4:54 am**

LoathedVermin72 wrote:All studios will become one monopolistic conglomerate who creates a franchise that incorporates all the highest grossing films of all time. The story will be that Caribbean pirates are trying to plunder the wreck of the Titanic in the oceans of Pandora. The Avengers, with the help of Vin Diesel and The Rock, attempt to stop them, but an interdimensional vortex opens up and transports them to the Jurassic period, where they must fight dinosaurs. But then they find out that it's actually a post-apocalyptic future after Batman and Superman destroyed the world and a nuclear holocaust created Godzilla, so they recruit James Bond, Aragorn, and Han Solo to fight him, but it turns out he is actually a transformer serving the will of Voldemort. So the vortex rips open and they are all flung across the galaxy to the transformers' homeworld, which is populated by toys. Luckily, the Guardians of the Galaxy were caught up in the vortex along the way, and know to seek the help of Woody and Buzz. Together, they defeat Voldemort and transformer Godzilla. But a sequel is set up when they all realize they forgot Nemo in the Pandoran sea.

This kind of reminds me of Kingdom Hearts.

Red Mosquito

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