Red Mosquito

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care.

Let us know what drugs they give you, as I want the same thing, man.

Also, do you have cancer?

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care.

Let us know what drugs they give you, as I want the same thing, man.

Also, do you have cancer?

Thanks, good to know. Now go crush a burrito!

my wife and I had ours about a week apart..she went first and was very loopy afterwards on the drive home...I think I could have driven myself home after mine..

It's been a quiet afternoon after that flurry of activity this AM and around 1ish.

I've just been spending my time Googling poop to learn more about the shapes, sizes, etc. Of the seven types of shit, you really want to aim for types 3 or 4 for the "normal" range.

Might go hang out in a few public restrooms later and see if I can report on any good stories from there.

Thank you,
Your Coach

PS I love Pearl Jam!

I’m with it but also forgetting things I said or did ten minutes prior.

spike, did the doc suggest adding oatmeal to the breakfast menu?

I need to get back on the oatmeal train

dad wrote:spike, did the doc suggest adding oatmeal to the breakfast menu?

No oatmeal talk. But we’ll see what’s said once results are in.

they gave you fentanyl?

A- quality poop this morning

had all the features to be All Pro but color was a little too light tan/khaki for my liking

but was long, thick, solid. prob 14 inches. smooth. and had decent girth

just needed to be a little darker and i would have taken it to the taxidermist for preservation above my fireplace

Solid log this morning, I actually stood up and clapped for myself.

96583UP wrote:they gave you fentanyl?

Yeah I guess since I stated I don’t use drugs?

I’m still thinking about how weird it was to be awake the whole time but not remember much or care. It was like an out of body experience. Last thing I lucidly remember is the nurse asking me to roll onto my side. Everything after was a dream.

<—— no longer afraid to fart

back on top.

We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.

JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.

I assume that you saw that I invited him into this thread recently? He mentioned a bowl movement in the what are you drinking thread.....fingers crossed.

Coach wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.

I assume that you saw that I invited him into this thread recently? He mentioned a bowl movement in the what are you drinking thread.....fingers crossed.

Maybe we could offer him some incentives to join us - we could give him priority access to our BM descriptions or something.

JuanHamm wrote:

Coach wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.

I assume that you saw that I invited him into this thread recently? He mentioned a bowl movement in the what are you drinking thread.....fingers crossed.

Maybe we could offer him some incentives to join us - we could give him priority access to our BM descriptions or something.

that's a great idea.

ok i asked ruddo to check out this page in the talk about your day thread. i think he might see it cuz he likes that thread (i think)

i've been having a smoothie for lunch all week, each one made with two big handfuls of baby spinach and a cup of frozen fruit (pineapple, mango, peaches, strawberries), and the poops have been flying out.

feels good to be on the reg.