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Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 12:56 am
by LetMeSleep
bodysnatcher wrote:LetMeSleep wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:I don't know if that's the same model, but hers you can take the mouthpiece off so you can wash it... so when you remove it, you can just pour the liquid out like a hose. Otherwise, you suck on it, which works just as well bc you can hide it really easily while drinking on it
I like to look strangers in the eye when I'm sucking on it.
Nice one, Princess.
You ever seen a kid look you in the eye while breastfeeding? It's terrifying.
Yes, yes I have. What's more I know that they're off limit.
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 12:58 am
by bodysnatcher
LetMeSleep wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:LetMeSleep wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:I don't know if that's the same model, but hers you can take the mouthpiece off so you can wash it... so when you remove it, you can just pour the liquid out like a hose. Otherwise, you suck on it, which works just as well bc you can hide it really easily while drinking on it
I like to look strangers in the eye when I'm sucking on it.
Nice one, Princess.
You ever seen a kid look you in the eye while breastfeeding? It's terrifying.
Yes, yes I have. What's more I know that they're off limit.
I know, it's like they're thinking, "I know you're sorta turned on by this. But you know what? Fuck you. **Slurpy slurp slurp** "
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 12:59 am
by LetMeSleep
With my kids it's more like "Fuck you Dad. They're mine. Haha. Take a hike arsehole."
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 1:03 am
by Rangi Guy
Mrs Rangi keeps trying to warn me about this. 'Enjoy them while they're still yours, cause in a few months - these are off limits for years'
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 1:05 am
by LetMeSleep
They just get bigger and then you get slapped. Man, it's unfair.
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 1:09 am
by bodysnatcher
I bent over the other night and accidentally headbutted my wife in the tit.
Man that wasn't a fun 5 minutes.
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 1:14 am
by LetMeSleep
Rangi Guy wrote:Mrs Rangi keeps trying to warn me about this. 'Enjoy them while they're still yours, cause in a few months - these are off limits for years'
I remember one stolen tryst with my breastfeeding wife that ended in milk spurts. It was utterly gross yet strangely I was okay with it.
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 1:14 am
by bodysnatcher
LetMeSleep wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Mrs Rangi keeps trying to warn me about this. 'Enjoy them while they're still yours, cause in a few months - these are off limits for years'
I remember one stolen tryst with my breastfeeding wife that ended in milk spurts. It was
utterly gross yet strangely I was okay with it.
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 1:16 am
by Rangi Guy
LetMeSleep wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Mrs Rangi keeps trying to warn me about this. 'Enjoy them while they're still yours, cause in a few months - these are off limits for years'
I remember one stolen tryst with my breastfeeding wife that ended in milk spurts. It was utterly gross yet strangely I was okay with it.
She's warned me about this too - I've told her that this will be happening....at least once. Part of me thinks it sounds hilarious....although I'm sure it could kill the moment
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 1:21 am
by LetMeSleep
Rangi Guy wrote:LetMeSleep wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Mrs Rangi keeps trying to warn me about this. 'Enjoy them while they're still yours, cause in a few months - these are off limits for years'
I remember one stolen tryst with my breastfeeding wife that ended in milk spurts. It was utterly gross yet strangely I was okay with it.
She's warned me about this too - I've told her that this will be happening....at least once. Part of me thinks it sounds hilarious....although I'm sure it could kill the moment
I've also been given a temporary pass but that led to a mouthful of someone else's dinner.
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 12:07 am
by Stickman
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 2:25 am
by hlniv
Stickman wrote:
This is great. Someone at either San Diego St or South Dakota State is pretty clever
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 10:03 pm
by Rangi Guy
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 4:25 am
by Stickman
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 6:40 am
by BurtReynolds
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 5:40 am
by BurtReynolds
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 1:47 pm
by epilogue
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 8:24 pm
by B
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 11:30 pm
by William Bloke
People like that ^ should just get a doll to dress up rather than abusing their own child like that.
Re: The Random Picture Thread
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 11:47 pm
by bodysnatcher
my mom and aunt dressed me up as Tina Turner. i would have taken Hulk any day over that.
