Red Mosquito

JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.

Haha wtf

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.

Haha wtf

!!!!!!!!!

got up at 5:11 this morning to poop..went back to bed and pooped again at 8am..both ghost wipes..as ive said before those are nice but also freak me out a bit

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.

Haha wtf

Well, are you?

welcome Ruddo

now tell us about your poop

yeah..did you ever have to burn poop while protecting our country? that doesn't look fun

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

Where are the Ruddocks of yesteryear?

Also I'm currently pooping.

JuanHamm wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

Where are the Ruddocks of yesteryear?

Also I'm currently pooping.

in someone else's house?

Oh yes. It's nice and cool in here. They must have their AC going already.

do you bring your own toiler paper or you trust that your clients have good stuff?

I trust our clientele to have good toilet paper. I've had coworkers who travel with toilet paper in case they need to shit in the woods, but I don't do that.

Worst case scenario I'll drive to a store.

Makes sense, I've had to dump out in some random restaurants at times.

anytime I travel somewhere I bring a roll of my brand

Two of the top three threads on this pearl jam message board RN are a bunch of middle-aged dudes talking potty talk.

This was the vision Green Habit and team had all along.

Poop this morning was awful. Mid-poop i hear the trash truck turn on to our street and i realized i forgot to take out the can. So i hastily clenched, wiped, and ran out to take the can out. Came back in and couldn’t poop any more but the troublemaker is still in there, i can feel it

thank you for sharing, and sorry to hear about that. hope it exits soon.

welcome home.

Sorry to hear that ruddo. It's never pleasant to have to cut a poop short.

Two phenomenal movements today

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Poop this morning was awful. Mid-poop i hear the trash truck turn on to our street and i realized i forgot to take out the can. So i hastily clenched, wiped, and ran out to take the can out. Came back in and couldn’t poop any more but the troublemaker is still in there, i can feel it

First, thanks for sharing. We are here for you and appreciate hearing your story.

I hate when I miss trash day. The trash piles up. Gross. You made the right call.

It's now the weekend, so just relax and try not to think about it. If you drink coffee or booze have some of that. Maybe a cigarette and nature will take its course.

Thanks so much again for sharing.

My poop today looked like the Lululemon logo