Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

General Pearl Jam discussion.
Post Reply

Rank Lightning Bolt

5 stars
1
1%
4 stars
4
5%
3 stars
29
37%
2 stars
30
38%
1 star
14
18%
 
Total votes: 78

User avatar
harmless
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17337
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by harmless »

Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
RisingTides wrote:There is more kindness on the internet than we would care to admit to ourselves. Sometimes we are so afraid of falling victim to a ruse, we miss out on actual opportunities.
User avatar
harmless
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17337
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by harmless »

EJ wrote:
harmless wrote:
What the fuck? What am I doing with my life?

We post. You respond. 8-)
This is harmless' world, you just post in it?
RisingTides wrote:There is more kindness on the internet than we would care to admit to ourselves. Sometimes we are so afraid of falling victim to a ruse, we miss out on actual opportunities.
User avatar
dimejinky99
what on earth am I talking about
Posts: 39789
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by dimejinky99 »

Don't go harmless.
We need you

You mean you need
How about this kiss in the south passage? Huh? Huh??
I don't know what you're talking about.. I'd rather kiss a wookie
I can arrange that!!

You could use a good kiss!
Calibrate your enthusiasm
User avatar
harmless
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17337
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by harmless »

dimejinky99 wrote:Don't go harmless.
We need you

You mean you need
How about this kiss in the south passage? Huh? Huh??
I don't know what you're talking about.. I'd rather kiss a wookie
I can arrange that!!

You could use a good kiss!
I don't know what to do with this. (That's what he said.)
RisingTides wrote:There is more kindness on the internet than we would care to admit to ourselves. Sometimes we are so afraid of falling victim to a ruse, we miss out on actual opportunities.
User avatar
Sgt. Crackpot
F.U.B.A.R
Posts: 9104
Joined: Wed July 03, 2013 11:21 pm
Twitter: RobertDowneyJr
Location: Lft Craquepeau
Contact:

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by Sgt. Crackpot »

harmless wrote:Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
You better sleep for a couple of days straight before the whole album drops. You'll need the energy to post an ungodly amount of posts. I'm betting you'll hit 20,000 around that time, and end up with the wanker's cramp of an 80 year old.
Rangi Guy wrote:So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(
User avatar
harmless
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17337
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by harmless »

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
You better sleep for a couple of days straight before the whole album drops. You'll need the energy to post an ungodly amount of posts. I'm betting you'll hit 20,000 around that time, and end up with the wanker's cramp of an 80 year old.
I just... I just feel... like I'm listening to a PJ record here, not just a half-hearted attempt at one. It's good. There are obviously things that a good contingent of the fans aren't going to like here. I could take or leave Brendan O'Brien. But it just tickles me in all the right places, musically, even though it doesn't do anything I wish PJ were doing in 2013.
RisingTides wrote:There is more kindness on the internet than we would care to admit to ourselves. Sometimes we are so afraid of falling victim to a ruse, we miss out on actual opportunities.
User avatar
EJ
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
Posts: 7053
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:15 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by EJ »

harmless wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
You better sleep for a couple of days straight before the whole album drops. You'll need the energy to post an ungodly amount of posts. I'm betting you'll hit 20,000 around that time, and end up with the wanker's cramp of an 80 year old.
I just... I just feel... like I'm listening to a PJ record here, not just a half-hearted attempt at one. It's good. There are obviously things that a good contingent of the fans aren't going to like here. I could take or leave Brendan O'Brien. But it just tickles me in all the right places, musically, even though it doesn't do anything I wish PJ were doing in 2013.
How many times have you gone through the songs? Any song fatigue yet?
User avatar
dimejinky99
what on earth am I talking about
Posts: 39789
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by dimejinky99 »

harmless wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Don't go harmless.
We need you

You mean you need
How about this kiss in the south passage? Huh? Huh??
I don't know what you're talking about.. I'd rather kiss a wookie
I can arrange that!!

You could use a good kiss!
I don't know what to do with this. (That's what he said.)

Jeez harmless. Empire strikes back. Han and Leia during the evacuation if Hoth

Get widdit
Calibrate your enthusiasm
User avatar
harmless
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17337
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by harmless »

EJ wrote:
harmless wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
You better sleep for a couple of days straight before the whole album drops. You'll need the energy to post an ungodly amount of posts. I'm betting you'll hit 20,000 around that time, and end up with the wanker's cramp of an 80 year old.
I just... I just feel... like I'm listening to a PJ record here, not just a half-hearted attempt at one. It's good. There are obviously things that a good contingent of the fans aren't going to like here. I could take or leave Brendan O'Brien. But it just tickles me in all the right places, musically, even though it doesn't do anything I wish PJ were doing in 2013.
How many times have you gone through the songs? Any song fatigue yet?
Hundreds and hundreds of times, probably. And no.
RisingTides wrote:There is more kindness on the internet than we would care to admit to ourselves. Sometimes we are so afraid of falling victim to a ruse, we miss out on actual opportunities.
User avatar
Sgt. Crackpot
F.U.B.A.R
Posts: 9104
Joined: Wed July 03, 2013 11:21 pm
Twitter: RobertDowneyJr
Location: Lft Craquepeau
Contact:

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by Sgt. Crackpot »

harmless wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
You better sleep for a couple of days straight before the whole album drops. You'll need the energy to post an ungodly amount of posts. I'm betting you'll hit 20,000 around that time, and end up with the wanker's cramp of an 80 year old.
I just... I just feel... like I'm listening to a PJ record here, not just a half-hearted attempt at one. It's good. There are obviously things that a good contingent of the fans aren't going to like here. I could take or leave Brendan O'Brien. But it just tickles me in all the right places, musically, even though it doesn't do anything I wish PJ were doing in 2013.
I think this album will be their most polarizing. It'll shake off a bunch if long term fans, gain a bunch if new fans, but it will also simultaneously baffle and give an eargasm to many of us.
Rangi Guy wrote:So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(
User avatar
EJ
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
Posts: 7053
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:15 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by EJ »

harmless wrote:
EJ wrote:
harmless wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
You better sleep for a couple of days straight before the whole album drops. You'll need the energy to post an ungodly amount of posts. I'm betting you'll hit 20,000 around that time, and end up with the wanker's cramp of an 80 year old.
I just... I just feel... like I'm listening to a PJ record here, not just a half-hearted attempt at one. It's good. There are obviously things that a good contingent of the fans aren't going to like here. I could take or leave Brendan O'Brien. But it just tickles me in all the right places, musically, even though it doesn't do anything I wish PJ were doing in 2013.
How many times have you gone through the songs? Any song fatigue yet?
Hundreds and hundreds of times, probably. And no.
Cool. :thumbsup:
User avatar
harmless
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17337
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by harmless »

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
You better sleep for a couple of days straight before the whole album drops. You'll need the energy to post an ungodly amount of posts. I'm betting you'll hit 20,000 around that time, and end up with the wanker's cramp of an 80 year old.
I just... I just feel... like I'm listening to a PJ record here, not just a half-hearted attempt at one. It's good. There are obviously things that a good contingent of the fans aren't going to like here. I could take or leave Brendan O'Brien. But it just tickles me in all the right places, musically, even though it doesn't do anything I wish PJ were doing in 2013.
I think this album will be their most polarizing. It'll shake off a bunch if long term fans, gain a bunch if new fans, but it will also simultaneously baffle and give an eargasm to many of us.
:hooray:

I feel as if I'm being sexually demoralised but I'm liking it.
RisingTides wrote:There is more kindness on the internet than we would care to admit to ourselves. Sometimes we are so afraid of falling victim to a ruse, we miss out on actual opportunities.
User avatar
Strat
Waiting for HVAC Repairman
Posts: 35420
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
Location: Twin City Kisses

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by Strat »

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:Probably not. I need more sleep eventually.
You better sleep for a couple of days straight before the whole album drops. You'll need the energy to post an ungodly amount of posts. I'm betting you'll hit 20,000 around that time, and end up with the wanker's cramp of an 80 year old.
I just... I just feel... like I'm listening to a PJ record here, not just a half-hearted attempt at one. It's good. There are obviously things that a good contingent of the fans aren't going to like here. I could take or leave Brendan O'Brien. But it just tickles me in all the right places, musically, even though it doesn't do anything I wish PJ were doing in 2013.
I think this album will be their most polarizing. It'll shake off a bunch if long term fans, gain a bunch if new fans, but it will also simultaneously baffle and give an eargasm to many of us.

ah ah, oh oh. :nice:
slugox
Banned from the Pit
Posts: 11
Joined: Fri September 13, 2013 3:22 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by slugox »

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I think this album will be their most polarizing. It'll shake off a bunch if long term fans, gain a bunch if new fans, but it will also simultaneously baffle and give an eargasm to many of us.
I keep thinking this is how "old" fans must've felt being presented with No Code after coming off the first three records. Quite a shift in the paradigm.
User avatar
solace
Broken Tamborine
Posts: 368
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 8:29 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by solace »

harmless wrote:
solace wrote:So... i dug 4 of the 5 songs prior to Sirens, but sadly I have to say that musically it's one of their most generic songs in their catalog.

it also feels like it's 10 minutes long

:(
All things you could say about Black if you wanted to :)
Black is generic musically? News to me.
User avatar
Jorge
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
Posts: 36812
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:35 pm
Location: Buenos Aires

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by Jorge »

Hey stip did I come up with Harmless's new rank? I vaguely remember coming up with it, maybe
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
User avatar
harmless
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17337
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by harmless »

solace wrote:
harmless wrote:
solace wrote:So... i dug 4 of the 5 songs prior to Sirens, but sadly I have to say that musically it's one of their most generic songs in their catalog.

it also feels like it's 10 minutes long

:(
All things you could say about Black if you wanted to :)
Black is generic musically? News to me.
It's not news to all the people who called it generic all this time. It's "news to you" because you like it.
RisingTides wrote:There is more kindness on the internet than we would care to admit to ourselves. Sometimes we are so afraid of falling victim to a ruse, we miss out on actual opportunities.
nightmareblack0206
likes rhythmic things that butt up against each other
Posts: 531
Joined: Sat March 02, 2013 2:57 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by nightmareblack0206 »

Somebody get Rick Parasher on the phone
User avatar
solace
Broken Tamborine
Posts: 368
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 8:29 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by solace »

harmless wrote:
solace wrote:
harmless wrote:
solace wrote:So... i dug 4 of the 5 songs prior to Sirens, but sadly I have to say that musically it's one of their most generic songs in their catalog.

it also feels like it's 10 minutes long

:(
All things you could say about Black if you wanted to :)
Black is generic musically? News to me.
It's not news to all the people who called it generic all this time. It's "news to you" because you like it.
There are people who dislike Black? News to me. :lol:

p.s. It's not even a favorite of mine, but why you brought up a song as strong as that in comparison to Sirens idk.
Last edited by solace on Thu September 19, 2013 3:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
harmless
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17337
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

Post by harmless »

Why Parasher? Ten is as washed in effects as this is, probably more. Or are you hoping the guitars would get louder?
RisingTides wrote:There is more kindness on the internet than we would care to admit to ourselves. Sometimes we are so afraid of falling victim to a ruse, we miss out on actual opportunities.
Post Reply