Red Mosquito

spike wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

spike wrote:that time verb inadvertently told RM his fat wife has an incurable STD

No bro. I'm concerned about YOU and your internet girlfriend.

How would you get that on your hat if it was turned around? We were talking about your wife’s diseased gunt resting on your flattened brim.

Your wife's gaping Chlamydia ravaged vagina could just as easily transmit disease to the back of the hat too you moron.

John Poxson

Ok, two options, and I'm not fucking around. I'm onsite at work and no one else seems to give a shit. You two little boys stop now. Don't respond to me with a "but he said this first". If you don't, I'll ban you both. Try me. And then you can whine to B, stip, or some other forgiving mod to come back to RM. You two are seriously complete dickheads for continuing this all of the time. Jesus Christ, spike, you just had a kid. And verb, I'm sorry your lack of sex drive and hate of the Bulls is making you miserable, but shut the fuck up already.

Cavs point guard of the 90s Mark Lice

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Ok, two options, and I'm not fucking around. I'm onsite at work and no one else seems to give a shit. You two little boys stop now. Don't respond to me with a "but he said this first". If you don't, I'll ban you both. Try me. And then you can whine to B, stip, or some other forgiving mod to come back to RM. You two are seriously complete dickheads for continuing this all of the time. Jesus Christ, spike, you just had a kid. And verb, I'm sorry your lack of sex drive and hate of the Bulls is making you miserable, but shut the fuck up already.

Can we keep doing the STD puns?

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Ok, two options, and I'm not fucking around. I'm onsite at work and no one else seems to give a shit. You two little boys stop now. Don't respond to me with a "but he said this first". If you don't, I'll ban you both. Try me. And then you can whine to B, stip, or some other forgiving mod to come back to RM. You two are seriously complete dickheads for continuing this all of the time. Jesus Christ, spike, you just had a kid. And verb, I'm sorry your lack of sex drive and hate of the Bulls is making you miserable, but shut the fuck up already.

but you love RM puns

spike wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Ok, two options, and I'm not fucking around. I'm onsite at work and no one else seems to give a shit. You two little boys stop now. Don't respond to me with a "but he said this first". If you don't, I'll ban you both. Try me. And then you can whine to B, stip, or some other forgiving mod to come back to RM. You two are seriously complete dickheads for continuing this all of the time. Jesus Christ, spike, you just had a kid. And verb, I'm sorry your lack of sex drive and hate of the Bulls is making you miserable, but shut the fuck up already.

but you love RM puns

They've been sucking lately

Oh wait. Better yet, I'll put you in the Troll Box.

Puss Westbrook

see, that doesn't work. "puss" doesn't rhyme with "russ". Do better, spike. Unless you meant Pus.

Gay Sex Winter

Grandmama, Hairy Johnson

Dennis Rodman

Carmelo Burnswhenpee

The Bulls Twitterverse used to really get a kick out of me referring to former stud Antonio Blankeney as Antonio Blanketpee.

Zach LaVenereal Disease

Bojan Bogdongovic

Pubie Brown

E.H. Ruddock wrote:see, that doesn't work. "puss" doesn't rhyme with "russ". Do better, spike. Unless you meant Pus.

He’s teammates with James Hardental dam.

2nd year Nugget: Master Bates-Diop