Red Mosquito

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote: a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.

This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote: a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.

This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

epilogue wrote:People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

epilogue wrote:People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

epilogue wrote:Also, idiot reddit users who heard the term "ADA" online and now thing that just means "discount." Fuck off! There are people that require those locations! ADA isn't a discount!

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote: a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.

This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.

spike wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote: a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.

This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.

Seems more like a beige flag.

wease wrote:

epilogue wrote:People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

What? Is that supposed to give them some sort of special status or something?

epilogue wrote:

wease wrote:

epilogue wrote:People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

What? Is that supposed to give them some sort of special status or something?

They sure do seem to think so

wease wrote:

epilogue wrote:

wease wrote:

epilogue wrote:People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

What? Is that supposed to give them some sort of special status or something?

They sure do seem to think so

Next time someone says that you should offer them a complimentary beverage of your choice. “Oh, you saw _______ in its original run? That’s fantastic! Have a small Mt Dew on us!”