Red Mosquito

Actually, Griffey really only had one good game. Man, I don't think anyone out west had more than one good game. I guess Big Klu is MVP for inspiring his teammates every game with his sleevelessness as well as the numbers he put up.

How did everyone spend their all star break?

I took the guys who didn't make the All-Star team to Disney World, Red Robin, and then a strip club.

Lament wrote:I took the guys who didn't make the All-Star team to Disney World, Red Robin, and then a strip club.

That is like a perfect day!

Albert Belle and Ed Cicotte sure know how to throw down at the strip club.

BigRedLedbetter wrote:How did everyone spend their all star break?

Dave Parker hosted a big cocaine-fueled bash at his crib. I expect a big uptick in everyone's performance for the second half.

philpritchard wrote:Here are the Jays final first half stats.

I've updated the leaderboard post, if you want to go bask in Olerud's presence on it.

I even made the stat sheets up!

@SkitchP wrote:I even made the stat sheets up!

A thankless job. Great work though. I enjoyed what you did.

You went all out, and your efforts deserve recognition.

Lament wrote:You went all out, and your efforts deserve recognition.

brb

Lament - I'm changing my rotation order to:
Veale
Candelaria
Blass
Law

I also made some lineup edits in whatif. Should be all set there now.

Thanks.

Noted.

Day sixteen matchups...

Tigers - Cardinals
at Detroit: Newhouser (L) vs. King (R) , at St. Louis: Trout (R) vs. Caruthers (R)

Rangers - Blue Jays
at Texas: Jenkins (R) vs. Halladay (R), at Toronto: Perry (R) vs. Clemens (R)

White Sox - Expos
at Chicago: Walsh (R) vs. Martinez (R), at Montreal: Cicotte (R) vs. Rogers (R)

Reds - Red Sox
at Cincinnati: Walters (R) vs. Martinez (R), at Boston: Smith (L) vs. Clemens (R)

Royals - Mariners
at Kansas City: Saberhagen (R) vs. Langston (L), at Seattle: Greinke (R) vs. Hernandez (R)

Cubs - Indians
at Chicago: Jenkins (R) vs. Perry (R), at Cleveland: Brown (R) vs. Feller (R)

Yankees - Pirates
at New York: Hunter (R) vs. Veale (L), at Pittsburgh: Guidry (L) vs. Candelaria (L)

Orioles - Astros
at Baltimore: Kilroy (L) vs. Scott (R), at Houston: Palmer (R) vs. Dierker (R)

Let me know if these are wrong. Remember, all starts are on full rest right now because of the All-Star break, so you can start anyone you'd like.

Give me King out of the gate Lament. Move Gibson to 3rd for now.

Got it. Newhouser-King in game 1.

The all star game would have been a lot better if it wasn't on Fox.

EJ wrote:

BigRedLedbetter wrote:How did everyone spend their all star break?

Dave Parker hosted a big cocaine-fueled bash at his crib. I expect a big uptick in everyone's performance for the second half.

Nice.

Juan Gonzalez kept asking me to shoot steroids in his ass. Nothing abnormal in DFW.

numbers wrote:The all star game would have been a lot better if it wasn't on Fox.

Glowing baseball in 3,2,1.....

Remember when they had the cartoon baseball that would explain what a fastball is?