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You’re a monster.
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epilogue wrote:A lady was just here asking why there are no tickets for tomorrow available online.

"Because it's our opening night. It's an invitation only event."

"Oh! Well, how to you get invited to something like that?"

"You have to know someone in the show."

"Oh... I see... and what's your name?"

"Ha! My name is Joe but let me stop you right there. I don't usually work here, I'm just filling in for someone. And I don't get an invitation either. So, I can't help you."

(Laughter)

"Oh well. Thanks Joe the Dream Crusher."

To be clear, I don't have an irrational hatred of that conversation. It was quite lovely and fun. Also, Dream Crusher is the best nickname I've ever been given. :heartbeat:
How do you not change your name to that? Joe the Dream Crusher

You at least have to change your title to Crusher of Dreams
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DREAM CRUSHER
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dream crusher come rescue me,
take me up, take me down,
take me anywhere you want to, baby
I need you show desperately
won't you please
come around
'cos I wanna spend forever with you baaaby
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Attaboy
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girl*
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Danny Devito Jersey mike commercials...I love him but hate the ads
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their sandwiches are pretty good.
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Ms Harmless wrote:girl*
That was for Joe
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wease wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:girl*
That was for Joe
Girl is so good
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Ms Harmless wrote:dream crusher come rescue me,
take me up, take me down,
take me anywhere you want to, baby
I need you show desperately
won't you please
come around
'cos I wanna spend forever with you baaaby
:luv:
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wease wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:girl*
That was for Joe
1:39
LoathedVermin72 wrote:soulseek 4 lyfe
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the wire sucks
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You can join Jorge in wrong-and-dumb-ville.
LoathedVermin72 wrote:soulseek 4 lyfe
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Ello Sailor wrote:You can join Jorge in wrong-and-dumb-ville.
shit up and check your messages
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Rockstar Strat is so pushy. Gosh.
LoathedVermin72 wrote:soulseek 4 lyfe
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only pushy when it calls for it!!!
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*adopting "shit up"*
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epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:girl*
That was for Joe
Girl is so good
ah yeah, that sweet sweet serotonin!
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