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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 4:09 pm
by dad
You’re a monster.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 4:10 pm
by epilogue
Image

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 6:18 pm
by wease
epilogue wrote:A lady was just here asking why there are no tickets for tomorrow available online.

"Because it's our opening night. It's an invitation only event."

"Oh! Well, how to you get invited to something like that?"

"You have to know someone in the show."

"Oh... I see... and what's your name?"

"Ha! My name is Joe but let me stop you right there. I don't usually work here, I'm just filling in for someone. And I don't get an invitation either. So, I can't help you."

(Laughter)

"Oh well. Thanks Joe the Dream Crusher."

To be clear, I don't have an irrational hatred of that conversation. It was quite lovely and fun. Also, Dream Crusher is the best nickname I've ever been given. :heartbeat:
How do you not change your name to that? Joe the Dream Crusher

You at least have to change your title to Crusher of Dreams

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 6:28 pm
by epilogue
DREAM CRUSHER

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 7:06 pm
by Ms Harmless
dream crusher come rescue me,
take me up, take me down,
take me anywhere you want to, baby
I need you show desperately
won't you please
come around
'cos I wanna spend forever with you baaaby

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 8:40 pm
by wease
Attaboy

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 9:08 pm
by Ms Harmless
girl*

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 11:22 pm
by doug rr
Danny Devito Jersey mike commercials...I love him but hate the ads

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat October 07, 2023 11:48 pm
by BurtReynolds
their sandwiches are pretty good.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 12:57 am
by wease
Ms Harmless wrote:girl*
That was for Joe

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 2:51 am
by epilogue
wease wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:girl*
That was for Joe
Girl is so good

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 2:52 am
by epilogue
Ms Harmless wrote:dream crusher come rescue me,
take me up, take me down,
take me anywhere you want to, baby
I need you show desperately
won't you please
come around
'cos I wanna spend forever with you baaaby
:luv:

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 3:04 am
by Ello Sailor
wease wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:girl*
That was for Joe
1:39

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 3:54 am
by Strat
the wire sucks

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 4:21 am
by Ello Sailor
You can join Jorge in wrong-and-dumb-ville.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 4:27 am
by Strat
Ello Sailor wrote:You can join Jorge in wrong-and-dumb-ville.
shit up and check your messages

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 4:30 am
by Ello Sailor
Rockstar Strat is so pushy. Gosh.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 4:37 am
by Strat
only pushy when it calls for it!!!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 6:26 am
by knee tunes
*adopting "shit up"*

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun October 08, 2023 10:41 am
by Ms Harmless
epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:girl*
That was for Joe
Girl is so good
ah yeah, that sweet sweet serotonin!