Red Mosquito

we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pitch in too

Last night I watched Raiders of the lost Ark - which, famously, Harrison Ford had diarrhea during the filming of.

I wonder if he shit his pants during the plane crash on the golf course

i want to smell it

JuanHamm wrote:Last night I watched Raiders of the lost Ark - which, famously, Harrison Ford had diarrhea during the filming of.

Did u like it

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:Last night I watched Raiders of the lost Ark - which, famously, Harrison Ford had diarrhea during the filming of.

Did u like it

Oh yeah. It was a 5 star classic.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:A bit backed up.

big pile this morning, clearing the inventory

530 am poop...its a clear day so going to hit golf balls soon

Been up and moving around for an hour but nothing. Usually happens by now.

Yesterday was a lot of bathroom time though. I think the suprep is still lingering a bit.

doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pitch in too

Is it true that girls poop from their vaginas?

96583UP wrote:thought this belonged in here

BOSTON -- As Jayson Tatum connected on another 3-pointer midway through a third quarter on Sunday -- en route to outscoring the Philadelphia 76ers in the period by himself -- he turned to a raucous Boston crowd and let out a cathartic yell.

"This is my s---" he said.

Excellent!

Coach wrote:

96583UP wrote:thought this belonged in here

BOSTON -- As Jayson Tatum connected on another 3-pointer midway through a third quarter on Sunday -- en route to outscoring the Philadelphia 76ers in the period by himself -- he turned to a raucous Boston crowd and let out a cathartic yell.

"This is my s---" he said.

Excellent!

Whilst I fully appreciate this anecdote and agree it is a solid addition to this thread, may I request that we don't post any NBA spoilers of any sort outside of the NBA thread until at least 12 hours after gametime? Play-offs are serious business at my house while Boston are still alive.

Fam had a media blackout today (game was 330am our time) and all sat down at 430 this arvo to watch together.

Like I said, serious business.

Higgs wrote:

Coach wrote:

96583UP wrote:thought this belonged in here

BOSTON -- As Jayson Tatum connected on another 3-pointer midway through a third quarter on Sunday -- en route to outscoring the Philadelphia 76ers in the period by himself -- he turned to a raucous Boston crowd and let out a cathartic yell.

"This is my s---" he said.

Excellent!

Whilst I fully appreciate this anecdote and agree it is a solid addition to this thread, may I request that we don't post any NBA spoilers of any sort outside of the NBA thread until at least 12 hours after gametime? Play-offs are serious business at my house while Boston are still alive.

Fam had a media blackout today (game was 330am our time) and all sat down at 430 this arvo to watch together.

Like I said, serious business.

Of course, let's go Celts!

took a magnificent crap this morning. the kind where our own doug rr said you feel like a new person afterward.

10/10 exit, minimal paperwork, girthy af.

i feel strong right now, like i can push a Plymouth Duster uphill.

oh man, i'm feeling a second wave coming on...

dad wrote:oh man, i'm feeling a second wave coming on...

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:oh man, i'm feeling a second wave coming on...

it was nothing compared to round one, but still good to get out.

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

dad wrote:oh man, i'm feeling a second wave coming on...

it was nothing compared to round one, but still good to get out.

Sounds like you've had one heck of a productive day in the bathroom, dad. Hat's off to you.

dad wrote:took a magnificent crap this morning. the kind where our own doug rr said you feel like a new person afterward.

10/10 exit, minimal paperwork, girthy af.

i feel strong right now, like i can push a Plymouth Duster uphill.

congrats, dad

what a wonderful day