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Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 4:48 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
We just booked Scotland - Shetland for the last couple of weeks in October. I'm excited.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 6:34 pm
by dimejinky99
E.H. Ruddock wrote:We just booked Scotland - Shetland for the last couple of weeks in October. I'm excited.

Scotland..ehhhh were right there...


door is open kettle is on

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 7:16 pm
by VinylGuy
Wease, we both looked so tanned and happy back in June

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 7:20 pm
by Chris_H_2
E.H. Ruddock wrote:We just booked Scotland - Shetland for the last couple of weeks in October. I'm excited.
are you gonna ride those midget ponies around?

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 8:22 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Chris_H_2 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:We just booked Scotland - Shetland for the last couple of weeks in October. I'm excited.
are you gonna ride those midget ponies around?
I think you are confusing me with daft twat

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 10:27 pm
by dimejinky99
ride a pony is a mad gimmick song here...im just letting you know

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 11:05 pm
by daft twat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:We just booked Scotland - Shetland for the last couple of weeks in October. I'm excited.
are you gonna ride those midget ponies around?
I think you are confusing me with daft twat
I’m only into bipeds. Never ridden one before, though. I saw a sign that said, “stump grinding,” and I think that’s what sex with a little person should be called.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 11:34 pm
by doug rr
Image

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Wed August 14, 2024 11:40 pm
by wease
VinylGuy wrote:Wease, we both looked so tanned and happy back in June
Hell yeah we did

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 12:13 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 12:20 am
by doug rr
5
get up to go pee come back and clank their heads together really hard and slap them

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 12:47 am
by Chris_H_2
doug rr wrote:5
get up to go pee come back and clank their heads together really hard and slap them
You’re not filming a three stooges episode Doug

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 12:57 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 12:58 am
by E.H. Ruddock
daft twat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:We just booked Scotland - Shetland for the last couple of weeks in October. I'm excited.
are you gonna ride those midget ponies around?
I think you are confusing me with daft twat
I’m only into bipeds. Never ridden one before, though. I saw a sign that said, “stump grinding,” and I think that’s what sex with a little person should be called.
:lol:

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 1:03 am
by daft twat
I’m an aisle guy. Sitting next to T Swift on a commercial flight would be a helluva story tho.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 1:06 am
by Peeps
10

it would just be and hillary since eps is dead

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 1:08 am
by Chris_H_2
As much as I’d love to do 6, I couldn’t take 10 hours in a middle seat.

I’m choosing 8 so I could get some sleep and not have to worry about the d-bag at the end of our row because of who I’m sitting next to.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 1:12 am
by doug rr
who is the guy in 6?

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 1:13 am
by Chris_H_2
I didn’t even notice the other person in the row with 6 in it

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Thu August 15, 2024 1:19 am
by Jorge
Hasan Piker. He used to post here under the username TheDapperGent