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If this restart actually happens, I'm excited to hate watch the Rockets. Will the lack of strip clubs in the bubble keep Harden well rested or will his new found weight and playing every other day break down the Pocket Rockets?
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Rondo isn't happy with his hotel room? Do these guys think there are like 500 presidential suites down there?
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verb_to_trust wrote:Rondo isn't happy with his hotel room? Do these guys think there are like 500 presidential suites down there?
He's lucky to still be in the league.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Rondo isn't happy with his hotel room? Do these guys think there are like 500 presidential suites down there?
He's lucky to still be in the league.
Instagram tells me he's been on the Mike Bibby workout program.
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4/5 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Rondo isn't happy with his hotel room? Do these guys think there are like 500 presidential suites down there?
He's lucky to still be in the league.
Instagram tells me he's been on the Mike Bibby workout program.
Will that fix his free throw and jump shot form?
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verb_to_trust wrote:Rondo isn't happy with his hotel room? Do these guys think there are like 500 presidential suites down there?
:haha: classic rondo
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I'm sick of Gordon Hayward. Can we trade him back to Utah for Gobert?
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Westbrook has the virus. I think harden might to as neither traveled with the team to Orlando. It was all pretty suspicious.
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bada wrote:I'm sick of Gordon Hayward. Can we trade him back to Utah for Gobert?

That's Gordon "Education Reform" Hayward to you
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#Istandwithwoj is some dumb shit. If I used my company email to send "fuck you" to a senator I would be reprimanded for that, maybe even fired.
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verb_to_trust wrote:#Istandwithwoj is some dumb shit. If I used my company email to send "fuck you" to a senator I would be reprimanded for that, maybe even fired.
I agree. Hawley is a dumbass, but it was equally as dumb for Woj to send it.
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it's inevitable there will be prostitutes in the bubble and all these sex crazed basketball stars will bang them and everyone will get Covid and herpes and AIDS, in that order
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The answer is clearly them just fucking each other
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Lol I had a dream last night that I was a contract worker that played off the bench for the Heat. Apparently they didn't include contract workers in the COVID bubble, so I came and went as I pleased. I thought this was a problem so I brought it up to Pop when we played the Spurs. He didn't seem to care. Wtf.
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As the playoffs progress, the eliminated teams should have to service the advancing teams.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Lol I had a dream last night that I was a contract worker that played off the bench for the Heat. Apparently they didn't include contract workers in the COVID bubble, so I came and went as I pleased. I thought this was a problem so I brought it up to Pop when we played the Spurs. He didn't seem to care. Wtf.
when this comes true in a few months, after legions of NBA players fall ill, and there is an open call for replacement players, it will be good we have this record here
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verb_to_trust wrote:The answer is clearly them just fucking each other
they might get better TV ratings from that
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Lol I had a dream last night that I was a contract worker that played off the bench for the Heat. Apparently they didn't include contract workers in the COVID bubble, so I came and went as I pleased. I thought this was a problem so I brought it up to Pop when we played the Spurs. He didn't seem to care. Wtf.
Spo's known for reaching deep into his bench seemingly at random so make sure you stay ready.
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Ruddo, you're a tall drink of water, did you play competitive basketball?
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Nothing but pickup past high school
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