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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:Great! Now I'm horny
ur always horny big guy
....and just like that my knee has gone on me again, and all I was doing was sitting
Yeah right!
I kid you not unfortunately
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bro

you need to get healthy bro

so i can fly down there and break you with my fists
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96583UP wrote:bro

you need to get healthy bro

so i can fly down there and break you with my fists
You're a weak ass pussy.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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96583UP wrote:bro

you need to get healthy bro

so i can fly down there and break you with my fists
What did I do to hurt you?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Image
lenny inadvertently posts his phone's wallpaper screen
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if the swelling doesn't go down, lenny's screen might break.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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so f*cking tired after the weekend...people are finally gone but we have 4 more coming on friday for 2 days..
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my buddy and i were up early and sat around the dinner table with coffee and opened a box of 91 upper deck football cards..got some good ones
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doug rr wrote:my buddy and i were up early and sat around the dinner table with coffee and opened a box of 91 upper deck football cards..got some good ones
that sounds fun.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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you’re out of control Doug
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Was checking my personal email this afternoon and I had a Southwest itinerary for January the weekend after my 50th birthday. The destination is my favorite place in the world, NYC. Now, Mrs Wease hasn’t mentioned anything about us traveling there or really doing anything for my birthday but she is one that likes to plan surprise parties and such. (Which is pretty funny really seeing as how she can’t keep a secret for shit). I guess when she booked the flight she didn’t change the email for my reservation to hers and it came to me.

Of course I won’t say a word to her and if I don’t get any more emails I’ll probably forget about it. One thing’s for sure tho, I got a real good one, team.
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woke up this morning to find that the dog shit her dog pants in her crate. the other day we took her to a dog swimming event where dogs could get into a pool together to swim and do dog things. the first 100 people could get in, and it was $8 to swim and play for two hours. she lasted all of 25 minutes. they gave us a gift bag with some treats and pamphlets from sponsors. anyway, last night we gave her two of the little cookie treats. they were quarter-sized. honestly, we should know better than to give her random treats like that because she's crapped her pants in her crate before.

coffee. oatmeal. baseball cards.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Why’s your dog wearing pants?
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dignity and style, but mostly dignity.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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woke up this morning and went to the golf course to hit some balls and putt a bit..the range is closed all week..i started putting for 5 minutes before the greenskeepers came over to let me know they were going to start mowing and rolling the green and it would be closed for an hour or so..i got back into my car and went to the store nearby to get my everyday needs..newspapers a donut and whatever else..i came home to an email about going to nyc from some lady i don't know..
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wease wrote:Was checking my personal email this afternoon and I had a Southwest itinerary for January the weekend after my 50th birthday. The destination is my favorite place in the world, NYC. Now, Mrs Wease hasn’t mentioned anything about us traveling there or really doing anything for my birthday but she is one that likes to plan surprise parties and such. (Which is pretty funny really seeing as how she can’t keep a secret for shit). I guess when she booked the flight she didn’t change the email for my reservation to hers and it came to me.

Of course I won’t say a word to her and if I don’t get any more emails I’ll probably forget about it. One thing’s for sure tho, I got a real good one, team.
hell yeah, man.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Frick yes, duder.
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Dogs should not wear pants. It is forbidden!
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doug rr wrote:woke up this morning and went to the golf course to hit some balls and putt a bit..the range is closed all week..i started putting for 5 minutes before the greenskeepers came over to let me know they were going to start mowing and rolling the green and it would be closed for an hour or so..i got back into my car and went to the store nearby to get my everyday needs..newspapers a donut and whatever else..i came home to an email about going to nyc from some lady i don't know..
That would explain some things…
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dad wrote:dignity and style, but mostly dignity.
I’d argue it accomplishes the opposite, sir.
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