Red Mosquito

Just a little deposit this morning, but only three wipes needed and all looked good. Having some iced espresso, so probably more to come.

Good poop today after a mixed bag yesterday. Maybe I should add a little coffee to my morning routine.

Sure enough the espresso triggered another solid movement. 3-4 wipes. All clean and taking a shower, then into the office. This means that I probably won't poo at work, but I'll be drinking a lot of water so please stay tuned into the pee thread for more updates and stories from the men's room at work.

JuanHamm wrote:Good poop today after a mixed bag yesterday. Maybe I should add a little coffee to my morning routine.

It wakes you up and clears ya out. I buy the big, cold Starbucks unsweetened black espresso at the supermarket. Add a little milk and sugar to it over ice and it's nice.

2 decent ones before 6am

Just dropped a massive log, then a few tiny ones

Great work, Lenny.

I know that things have been a little off for you lately in this department.

You are back on track. Maybe try to build off this positive momentum?

Envision you taking a dump on your terms with little wiping or drama needed.

You got this shit.

Wiping sucked a**. My stomach feels a little upset now. Strange.

ugh, lenny, I hate hearing about bad wiping experiences. Drink some more water.

Had to cut my morning meditation short to let some workers into the building. I gotta get off this HOA board!

spike wrote:Had to cut my morning meditation short to let some workers into the building. I gotta get off this HOA board!

I was an HOA president once for a year...worst year of my life

Coach wrote:ugh, lenny, I hate hearing about bad wiping experiences. Drink some more water.

I pretty much accept bad wipes. It’s always been an issue.

doug rr wrote:

spike wrote:Had to cut my morning meditation short to let some workers into the building. I gotta get off this HOA board!

I was an HOA president once for a year...worst year of my life

How big was the building?

Ours isn’t a ton of work or stress, but it’s only a three person board after our president sold his place and moved to Michigan (he also handled like 90% of the work). I’ve kind of become the de facto president because our VP is useless and our treasurer is 80 years old and limited. I actually might’ve recruited my neighbor to rejoin the board next time we have an election. Just need another person who can coordinate things and let workers in etc. We’re only here half the time.

i just dropped a big building in the toilet.

dad is on a roll

I have shit pure liquid since 1130pm last night.

not good, peeps.

hope things are okay, and you're staying hydrated...and that's not schtick.

was taking a shower just now and actually found a dingleberry in there

was still white

but surprising

did not recall having bad wipes today

maybe bc office tp is so thin it accumulated

96583UP wrote:was taking a shower just now and actually found a dingleberry in there

was still white

but surprising

did not recall having bad wipes today

maybe bc office tp is so thin it accumulated

You need to use conditioner on your crack hair bro. It’s too wiry.

Spike with the real life pro poop tips right there!

You were walking around with that all day numbers? Man, that's no good.