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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:01 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
tree_ wrote:I'm so tired of the "irrelevant pearl jam message board" comment made as if to denigrate its value. Does anybody even come here for Pearl Jam anymore? I think we all come here because of familiarity; it feels like it's ours, and we know each other and what to expect. It's not like other social networking platforms where it's an overwhelming sea of nonsense and confusion aimed at hooking you for the sole purpose of getting you to purchase penis enlargement creams.
out of the ashes of Pearl Jam

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:01 pm
by tommy
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:I'm so tired of the "irrelevant pearl jam message board" comment made as if to denigrate its value. Does anybody even come here for Pearl Jam anymore? I think we all come here because of familiarity; it feels like it's ours, and we know each other and what to expect. It's not like other social networking platforms where it's an overwhelming sea of nonsense and confusion aimed at hooking you for the sole purpose of getting you to purchase penis enlargement creams.
wait, are you saying i can't get penis enlargement creams here?

No, but Argo has small hands and would probably be willing to hold your penis while you snap some flattering photos.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:08 pm
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:Wait a sec where’s Jorge’s GF in all this? Is she going to be scanning their interactions for sign of romantic threat?
They’re a threesome couple, so they’d actually welcome a love triangle.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:30 pm
by Jorge
BurtReynolds wrote:Live reaction of mystery celebrity singer at Jorge's house:

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To be clear, this isn't someone who qualifies as a "celebrity" at all. She's a local Buenos Aires musician who has a day job in an office. She has under 80k monthly listeners on Spotify. No one here would know her.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:32 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:34 pm
by Ello Sailor
Jorge wrote:To be clear, this isn't someone who qualifies as a "celebrity" at all.
Nice try, weirdo. Try not to stab her!

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:52 pm
by Chris_H_2
Jorge wrote:She's a local Buenos Aires musician who has a day job in an office. She has under 80k monthly listeners on Spotify.
you should definitely make it known to her that you're knowledgeable of these stats when you're explaining away the picture that you've been staring at in your home for the past 7 years.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:53 pm
by Jorge
Huh?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:56 pm
by tree_
It actually helps to make things more clear when you explain she's not a big huge celebrity. Like, if she were a big celebrity it wouldn't seem as odd, you know? I think I get it now. Like, why would you have this; why is it important to you? "I'm not even a big deal? Why do you think this is a big deal?" The personally significant part might come off as a little creepy if you don't explain it right. But if you're not friends after this then it wasn't meant to be anyway, and then you can light your building on fire.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:01 pm
by tommy
I stand by Trag's original post

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:02 pm
by Bi_3
tragabigzanda wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:yes, jorge should definitely just trust his own instincts on this one. after all, he's the one that reached out to a bunch of weirdos on an over-the-hill, irrelevant 1990's band's website and asked for their input.

MFer on fire in this thread
ok but now imagine it's not a framed photo but instead a handicapped placard
It’s a good thing he has it as he is gonna need one after Chris is done

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:05 pm
by Jorge
Can we isolate Bi3 and Chris's weirdly socially incompetent posts into some kind of Weirdo Island

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:05 pm
by tommy
Jorge wrote:Can we isolate Bi3 and Chris's weirdly socially incompetent posts into some kind of Weirdo Island

We're already in the Garbage Dump.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:06 pm
by Jorge
An island, within the dump

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:08 pm
by tree_
Jorge wrote:An island, within the dump
you mean that little area where all the stray cats congregate?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:09 pm
by Bi_3
RMILF island

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:10 pm
by Jorge
tree_ wrote:
Jorge wrote:An island, within the dump
you mean that little area where all the stray cats congregate?
Yes the pissing grounds

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:18 pm
by 96583UP
penis enlargement is so 1990s

2020’s are all about penis removal

get with the times, boomers

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 5:35 pm
by dad
Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Live reaction of mystery celebrity singer at Jorge's house:

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To be clear, this isn't someone who qualifies as a "celebrity" at all. She's a local Buenos Aires musician who has a day job in an office. She has under 80k monthly listeners on Spotify. No one here would know her.
great PR work here.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 6:12 pm
by spike
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Jorge wrote:She's a local Buenos Aires musician who has a day job in an office. She has under 80k monthly listeners on Spotify.
you should definitely make it known to her that you're knowledgeable of these stats when you're explaining away the picture that you've been staring at in your home for the past 7 years.
What’d you do with your Wilco posters when Tweedy played your living room?