Red Mosquito

EJ wrote:I think I now prefer generic english muffins over Thomas' english muffins.

You think Thomas will be upset when he finds out?

dad wrote:

EJ wrote:I think I now prefer generic english muffins over Thomas' english muffins.

You think Thomas will be upset when he finds out?

probably, we've had quite a long term relationship

Just saw a clip of some chick making "vegan tuna", which was just watermelon marinated in sesame oil and soy sauce.

My day is ruined.

Ello Sailor wrote:Just saw a clip of some chick making "vegan tuna", which was just watermelon marinated in sesame oil and soy sauce.

My day is ruined.

Is the whole world sick or is it just me going out of my mind!

I'd try it

I'd eat it. But I also wouldn't call it vegan tuna.

Yeah I’d call it a pile of shit

I wonder if anything about it, taste or texture, actually resembles tuna. Sometimes watermelons are surprising

Jorge wrote:I wonder if anything about it, taste or texture, actually resembles tuna. Sometimes watermelons are surprising

not sure i've ever been surprised by a watermelon

Surely it's about trying to nail the texture while masking everything else. There's no way watermelon can be prepped to taste like fish.

doug rr wrote:

Jorge wrote:I wonder if anything about it, taste or texture, actually resembles tuna. Sometimes watermelons are surprising

not sure i've ever been surprised by a watermelon

Nor I. But please remember Jorge is currently experiencing post-shroom washout.

Ello Sailor wrote:Surely it's about trying to nail the texture while masking everything else. There's no way watermelon can be prepped to taste like fish.

Maybe really bad expired watermelon?

Look, im up for trying most anything but fuck vegans. Psychopaths.

Ello Sailor wrote:

doug rr wrote:

Jorge wrote:I wonder if anything about it, taste or texture, actually resembles tuna. Sometimes watermelons are surprising

not sure i've ever been surprised by a watermelon

Nor I. But please remember Jorge is currently experiencing post-shroom washout.

Strat wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:Surely it's about trying to nail the texture while masking everything else. There's no way watermelon can be prepped to taste like fish.

Maybe really bad expired watermelon?

Look, im up for trying most anything but fuck vegans. Psychopaths.

Just a pair of bros bro-ing out over vegan shithousery.

Im serious. Like, just eat veggies and beans. There are thousands of combinations of these foods that are mindblowing. I eat vegetarian (often times completely vegan) quite often but this whole trying to replace an actual burger, or tuna, or whatever the fuck trip they are on each week is angering. Dumb.

Just be a vegetarian. Stop trying to make it more exciting than it is.

But Vegans are psychopaths. They can't help themselves.

Its like the jamily. They can't help talking about what pair of pants ed wore at the show the night before.

Yeah people are idiots for sure.

Glad that is settled. What else can we solve tonight?

Strat wrote:But Vegans are psychopaths. They can't help themselves.

Its like the jamily. They can't help talking about what pair of pants ed wore at the show the night before.

corduroy?