Talk about your day thread

[dad]

I’m sorry you guys want to have undignified dogs living with you.

[96583UP]

kind of dislike dogs atm

too much kid overload

dogs are like another less behaving smellier kid

and no one disciplines their dogs these days

they just jump all over you and people act like you are supposed to like it

send them back to farms now that machinery is expensive again

[spike]

and no one disciplines their dogs these days

they just jump all over you and people act like you are supposed to like it

so much this

[dad]

guys, i'm talking about my dog's fur.

her fur pants.

[doug rr]

got up early because of the dogs again..went to the golf course at sun up..went to the store to get fresh crabs for tomorrows dinner with friends..got the car washed and then stopped for tacos to bring home for lunch..

[Higgs]

and no one disciplines their dogs these days

they just jump all over you and people act like you are supposed to like it

so much this

We are slowly getting there with our doggo. He's 10 months old and weighs in at 25kg. Friendly and stupid excitable. Whenever people come past the rule is you can only pat him when he has "4 on the floor".

We are working hard to stop him jumping up on anyone. All the literature says "turn your back' and 'ignore him' but I'm of the opinion that every doggo needs a pack leader that isn't afraid to offer a smack down now and again. That guy is me.

[knee tunes]

and no one disciplines their dogs these days

they just jump all over you and people act like you are supposed to like it

so much this

The neighbors thought my other neighbor's dog's name was Jesus Christ because that's what they heard them call him all the time

[dad]

and no one disciplines their dogs these days

they just jump all over you and people act like you are supposed to like it

so much this

The neighbors thought my other neighbor's dog's name was Jesus Christ because that's what they heard them call him all the time

discipline...disciples.

coincidence? no.

[Bammer]

and no one disciplines their dogs these days

they just jump all over you and people act like you are supposed to like it

so much this

The neighbors thought my other neighbor's dog's name was Jesus Christ because that's what they heard them call him all the time

discipline...disciples.

coincidence? no.

Nobody here understands your obscure religious references.

[dad]

and no one disciplines their dogs these days

they just jump all over you and people act like you are supposed to like it

so much this

The neighbors thought my other neighbor's dog's name was Jesus Christ because that's what they heard them call him all the time

discipline...disciples.

coincidence? no.

Nobody here understands your obscure religious references.

you did, and you are somebody.

[knee tunes]

and no one disciplines their dogs these days

they just jump all over you and people act like you are supposed to like it

so much this

The neighbors thought my other neighbor's dog's name was Jesus Christ because that's what they heard them call him all the time

discipline...disciples.

coincidence? no.

[wease]

Was checking my personal email this afternoon and I had a Southwest itinerary for January the weekend after my 50th birthday. The destination is my favorite place in the world, NYC. Now, Mrs Wease hasn’t mentioned anything about us traveling there or really doing anything for my birthday but she is one that likes to plan surprise parties and such. (Which is pretty funny really seeing as how she can’t keep a secret for shit). I guess when she booked the flight she didn’t change the email for my reservation to hers and it came to me.

Of course I won’t say a word to her and if I don’t get any more emails I’ll probably forget about it. One thing’s for sure tho, I got a real good one, team.

hell yeah, man.

Well, Mrs Wease grabbed my phone a little bit ago and checked my email. She grew suspicious when she didn’t get a confirmation for me. The cat’s out of the bag now.

[daft twat]

Was checking my personal email this afternoon and I had a Southwest itinerary for January the weekend after my 50th birthday. The destination is my favorite place in the world, NYC. Now, Mrs Wease hasn’t mentioned anything about us traveling there or really doing anything for my birthday but she is one that likes to plan surprise parties and such. (Which is pretty funny really seeing as how she can’t keep a secret for shit). I guess when she booked the flight she didn’t change the email for my reservation to hers and it came to me.

Of course I won’t say a word to her and if I don’t get any more emails I’ll probably forget about it. One thing’s for sure tho, I got a real good one, team.

hell yeah, man.

Well, Mrs Wease grabbed my phone a little bit ago and checked my email. She grew suspicious when she didn’t get a confirmation for me. The cat’s out of the bag now.

Will you hold hands and ice skate at Rockefeller Center?

[wease]

Was checking my personal email this afternoon and I had a Southwest itinerary for January the weekend after my 50th birthday. The destination is my favorite place in the world, NYC. Now, Mrs Wease hasn’t mentioned anything about us traveling there or really doing anything for my birthday but she is one that likes to plan surprise parties and such. (Which is pretty funny really seeing as how she can’t keep a secret for shit). I guess when she booked the flight she didn’t change the email for my reservation to hers and it came to me.

Of course I won’t say a word to her and if I don’t get any more emails I’ll probably forget about it. One thing’s for sure tho, I got a real good one, team.

hell yeah, man.

Well, Mrs Wease grabbed my phone a little bit ago and checked my email. She grew suspicious when she didn’t get a confirmation for me. The cat’s out of the bag now.

Will you hold hands and ice skate at Rockefeller Center?

That’s an idea

[BurtReynolds]

Man, it must be fat ass saturday here at the coffee shop and I am here for it!

[dad]

enjoy your coffee, burt.

[BurtReynolds]

An endless carnival of ass. Good day.

[dad]

going to my kid's basketball game here in a bit. probably do some laundry, and other odds and ends around the house, and maybe watch a little college football. going to a show later this evening.

[bart]

An endless carnival of ass. Good day.

[Bammer]

An endless carnival of ass. Good day.

This is how I feel stopping by my local Trader Joe’s around noon on a random Tuesday.

Milf central.