Red Mosquito

96583UP wrote:

spike wrote:

96583UP wrote:

wease wrote:Or shave the ass hair

i do!

if/when i have chase encounters with random men, i want them to toss a clean salad

guess it’s time for a manscape refresh

I feel like ever since my colonoscopy, wiping has been smoother. It leaves me wondering if they did some manscaping back there while I was under.

would have been the smart medical move probably

like I’m worried it was so thicc it was obstructive

i have to schedule my colonoscopy but feel after the past two days i do not need the liquid colon blow

almost at page 100 for the poop thread

may need a special celebration

maybe an RM poop tournament march madness

96583UP wrote:may need a special celebration

maybe an RM poop tournament march madness

Let’s all buy suprep and take it at the same time. Then join a Teams meeting from the toilet for the next several hours. CAMERAS ON.

Solid poop

Peeps wrote:Solid poop

hell yeah, welcome home.

96583UP wrote:may need a special celebration

maybe an RM poop tournament march madness

I'll try to brainstorm some more ways to celebrate 100 pages of poo. I still have message out to Stip, so hoping he checks in here.

Meanwhile, a huge, clean, classic dump this AM and I feel very cleared out.

Coach wrote:

96583UP wrote:may need a special celebration

maybe an RM poop tournament march madness

I'll try to brainstorm some more ways to celebrate 100 pages of poo. I still have message out to Stip, so hoping he checks in here.

Meanwhile, a huge, clean, classic dump this AM and I feel very cleared out.

No poo yesterday. Not confident about a good one today.

you got this, lenny.

dropped a cargo ship in the bowl.

dad wrote:dropped a cargo ship in the bowl.

My morning dump was more like

Hoping to fully dock the vessel in a bit

spike wrote:

dad wrote:dropped a cargo ship in the bowl.

My morning dump was more like

damn...lots of paperwork involved?

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:dropped a cargo ship in the bowl.

My morning dump was more like

damn...lots of paperwork involved?

Yeah a three wiper that I thought would be two

The proper insurance forms have been submitted as well

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

96583UP wrote:may need a special celebration

maybe an RM poop tournament march madness

I'll try to brainstorm some more ways to celebrate 100 pages of poo. I still have message out to Stip, so hoping he checks in here.

Meanwhile, a huge, clean, classic dump this AM and I feel very cleared out.

LFG baby

Haven’t been close to backed up since my procedure prep.

Damn tempting to chug some of that potion every few months to reset.

spike wrote:Haven’t been close to backed up since my procedure prep.

Damn tempting to chug some of that potion every few months to reset.

The potential weight loss makes it tempting, too.