Red Mosquito

Maybe the bathroom noises were too much for her.

Well hell. Is she at least attractive? Maybe a Tennessee 7

spike wrote:Maybe the bathroom noises were too much for her.

Ha. Never happened while she was around.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Well hell. Is she at least attractive? Maybe a Tennessee 7

She was kinda cute, I guess. Nothing that made up for it all, tho.

wease wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Well hell. Is she at least attractive? Maybe a Tennessee 7

She was kinda cute, I guess. Nothing that made up for it all, tho.

Bitches be trippin'

I love wease's employee stories. They always make me feel better about my own work ethic, and simultaneously make me concerned about our future.

I just found out this girl had to extend both arms and position both her thumbs and forefingers in the “L” shape to determine which was her left arm.

wease wrote:I just found out this girl had to extend both arms and position both her thumbs and forefingers in the “L” shape to determine which was her left arm.

What's her OF?

Bi_3 wrote:

wease wrote:I just found out this girl had to extend both arms and position both her thumbs and forefingers in the “L” shape to determine which was her left arm.

What's her OF?

What? What’s an OF?

wease wrote:

Bi_3 wrote:

wease wrote:I just found out this girl had to extend both arms and position both her thumbs and forefingers in the “L” shape to determine which was her left arm.

What's her OF?

What? What’s an OF?

The source of your perpetual staff truancy issue.

Bi_3 wrote:First day on the new job at MegaCorp.

Actual footage:

Just got offered a better "role".

Hey, everyone—new here and this topic is right up my alley right now. I’m a technology consultant, relatively new to the field and still getting my bearings. I’ve had the opportunity to work on a few interesting projects but I’m still figuring out whether this is the right long-term fit for me. I love the technology part but not so much the consulting part. Maybe I just don’t like my clients.

BlakeWB wrote:Hey, everyone—new here and this topic is right up my alley right now. I’m a technology consultant, relatively new to the field and still getting my bearings. I’ve had the opportunity to work on a few interesting projects but I’m still figuring out whether this is the right long-term fit for me. I love the technology part but not so much the consulting part. Maybe I just don’t like my clients.

Who does?

wease wrote:

BlakeWB wrote:Hey, everyone—new here and this topic is right up my alley right now. I’m a technology consultant, relatively new to the field and still getting my bearings. I’ve had the opportunity to work on a few interesting projects but I’m still figuring out whether this is the right long-term fit for me. I love the technology part but not so much the consulting part. Maybe I just don’t like my clients.

Who does?

oasisfan35 wrote:

wease wrote:

BlakeWB wrote:Hey, everyone—new here and this topic is right up my alley right now. I’m a technology consultant, relatively new to the field and still getting my bearings. I’ve had the opportunity to work on a few interesting projects but I’m still figuring out whether this is the right long-term fit for me. I love the technology part but not so much the consulting part. Maybe I just don’t like my clients.

Who does?

Right on

Did an interview back in September last for a job i really wanted. Said I did really well but didn’t get it but they said they’d keep me on the panel. Then out of nowhere today they emailed and said I’ve got it. Just need to get some references and a health declaration. Me nerves!!

They want a Reference from my last employer though and that’s gonna be a problem. We didn’t end on good terms at all. They were shafting me continuously and breaking the agreement we had on hours and I ended up walking out.

You got this dime

dimejinky99 wrote:Did an interview back in September last for a job i really wanted. Said I did really well but didn’t get it but they said they’d keep me on the panel. Then out of nowhere today they emailed and said I’ve got it. Just need to get some references and a health declaration. Me nerves!!

They want a Reference from my last employer though and that’s gonna be a problem. We didn’t end on good terms at all. They were shafting me continuously and breaking the agreement we had on hours and I ended up walking out.

Are you a stripper?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:Did an interview back in September last for a job i really wanted. Said I did really well but didn’t get it but they said they’d keep me on the panel. Then out of nowhere today they emailed and said I’ve got it. Just need to get some references and a health declaration. Me nerves!!

They want a Reference from my last employer though and that’s gonna be a problem. We didn’t end on good terms at all. They were shafting me continuously and breaking the agreement we had on hours and I ended up walking out.

Are you a stripper?

I’m a performance artist Lenny! Don’t diminish my talents! It’s a craft!

dimejinky99 wrote:Did an interview back in September last for a job i really wanted. Said I did really well but didn’t get it but they said they’d keep me on the panel. Then out of nowhere today they emailed and said I’ve got it. Just need to get some references and a health declaration. Me nerves!!

They want a Reference from my last employer though and that’s gonna be a problem. We didn’t end on good terms at all. They were shafting me continuously and breaking the agreement we had on hours and I ended up walking out.

Have Lenny write it up for you.