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dad · Post by **dad** » Wed August 23, 2023 6:56 pm

my options for choosing a radius are: 1, 3, and 5 miles.

i chose 3mi. there are 16. that is too many.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Wed August 23, 2023 6:57 pm

It must be hard being a sex offender. Imagine the shame. But then again, if it weren't hard they wouldn't have been a sex offender to begin with.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:07 pm

imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:10 pm

Why is dad defending sex offenders?

lennytheweedwhacker · Wed August 23, 2023 7:11 pm

doug rr wrote:maybe they're just good at what they do

Roll tide

lennytheweedwhacker · Wed August 23, 2023 7:12 pm

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I also recently watched Horrible Bosses!

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:13 pm

tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?

Sounds to me like he's defending public peeing and I'm in complete agreement. As long as you're not peeing with an erection.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:13 pm

tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?

someone has to stick up for you, tom.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:14 pm

tree_ wrote:
tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?
Sounds to me like he's defending public peeing and I'm in complete agreement. As long as you're not peeing with an erection.

it's really hard to do.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:15 pm

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:15 pm

dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?
Sounds to me like he's defending public peeing and I'm in complete agreement. As long as you're not peeing with an erection.
it's really hard to do.

To pee with an erection? I don't find it difficult at all. Does this make me a freak?

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:16 pm

doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

how many of them were minors?

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:17 pm

dad wrote:
tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?
someone has to stick up for you, tom.

I've never peed in public. Not even once.

Post by **Jorge** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:18 pm

doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:20 pm

Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it
You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

on 49th or 50th?

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:21 pm

Jorge needs to revive the "Piss Stories" thread.

It was a good thread.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:21 pm

dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it
how many of them were minors?

I dont know..it was dark

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:23 pm

tommy wrote:
dad wrote:
tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?
someone has to stick up for you, tom.
I've never peed in public. Not even once.

you've never peed in a public restroom?

Post by **Jorge** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:24 pm

doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it
You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!
on 49th or 50th?

I don't know... it was dark

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed August 23, 2023 7:25 pm

Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it
You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!
on 49th or 50th?
I don't know... it was dark

btw, its Rockefeller

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