Red Mosquito

my options for choosing a radius are: 1, 3, and 5 miles.

i chose 3mi. there are 16. that is too many.

It must be hard being a sex offender. Imagine the shame. But then again, if it weren't hard they wouldn't have been a sex offender to begin with.

imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

Why is dad defending sex offenders?

doug rr wrote:maybe they're just good at what they do

Roll tide

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I also recently watched Horrible Bosses!

tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?

Sounds to me like he's defending public peeing and I'm in complete agreement. As long as you're not peeing with an erection.

tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?

someone has to stick up for you, tom.

tree_ wrote:

tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?

Sounds to me like he's defending public peeing and I'm in complete agreement. As long as you're not peeing with an erection.

it's really hard to do.

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

dad wrote:

tree_ wrote:

tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?

Sounds to me like he's defending public peeing and I'm in complete agreement. As long as you're not peeing with an erection.

it's really hard to do.

To pee with an erection? I don't find it difficult at all. Does this make me a freak?

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

how many of them were minors?

dad wrote:

tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?

someone has to stick up for you, tom.

I've never peed in public. Not even once.

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

Jorge wrote:

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

on 49th or 50th?

Jorge needs to revive the "Piss Stories" thread.

It was a good thread.

dad wrote:

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

how many of them were minors?

I dont know..it was dark

tommy wrote:

dad wrote:

tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?

someone has to stick up for you, tom.

I've never peed in public. Not even once.

you've never peed in a public restroom?

doug rr wrote:

Jorge wrote:

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

on 49th or 50th?

I don't know... it was dark

Jorge wrote:

doug rr wrote:

Jorge wrote:

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

on 49th or 50th?

I don't know... it was dark

btw, its Rockefeller