2023 NFL Season

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doug rr wrote:sf-31
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NFL 100% wants Chefs to win and Taylor Swift to go embrace her man on the field on top of the NFL logo
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and then the NFL logo will also have AIDS
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Go 49ers
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7 of the best 9 offensive players suiting up tomorrow are 49ers.
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That may be true, but the best one is on the chiefs and in the most important position. Niners have to hope for a sloppy performance from the chiefs not named mahomes. That’s the only way the Bucs beat them a few years ago in the Super Bowl
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This is anyone’s game. Looking forward to a down to the wire contest.
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Spoiler: show
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Last night my mom pronounced his name Patrick “Mahummus” and I haven’t stopped giggling since.
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he is brown / still scary to older whites
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I'll go with experience, a bit better defense than they had in past years and Mahomes.

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One of Purdy, CMAC, or Deebo will get hurt and knocked out of the game in the first half.
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Predictions:

KC starts off slow but finds their groove late in 2nd Q

SF running game gets stuffed by KC Def forcing purdy to throw almost every down

Chase Young gets posterized by Pat Mahomes on a 3rd and Long QB scramble

Shaka Toney is replaced in the KC lineup by Taylor Swift who runs a sick skinny post to catch the game-winning TD at expiration (three referees are seen setting key blocks and one actually catches the ball for her and hands it to her to run in for the W)

Halftime show will include at least one unexpected instance of the ‘sh’ word broadcast on national tv
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Good luck!
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Blake Lively > Taylor Swift
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Travis Kelce sideline meltdown?
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Freak injury for Greenlaw. That stinks for him
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now Mahomes will come alive

fun TD by SF tho
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Freak injury for Greenlaw. That stinks for him
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SF defense setting the tone
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