The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[verb_to_trust]

They probably imagined how great they were all going to sound writing these. Some of these bozos can barely read their own notes.

[B]

All these speeches are so boring and pointless. Everyone already knows how the vote is going to go, just get it over with.

can't they all just write this shit down and post it on senate.gov?

[96583UP]

according to new parliamentary procedure tucked into the recently-passed tax law, the exchange of one-liners will continue until twitter crowns the winner, after which point the voting process may move forward

[Green Habit]

[Simple Torture]

All these speeches are so boring and pointless. Everyone already knows how the vote is going to go, just get it over with.

can't they all just write this shit down and post it on senate.gov?

If there's one thing Americans love more than watching political proceedings on TV, it's reading.

[McParadigm]

All these speeches are so boring and pointless. Everyone already knows how the vote is going to go, just get it over with.

You can thank John McCain, who definitely did not know going in that he was going to vote down the ACA repeal. Speeches are just about stretching out the contemplation time. Occasionally, it pays off for one side or another.

[doug rr]

you could just turn your tv to FXX as all of the simpsons season 3 is on right now

[Green Habit]

you could just turn your tv to FXX as all of the simpsons season 3 is on right now

Even the Michael Jackson episode, or has cancel culture still imprisoned it?

[BurtReynolds]

[bune]

not my joke:

[doug rr]

*pours a large drink of brown*

[96583UP]

gotta love CNN.com - i click to watch the live feed of the vote and first have to wait through a 20 second ad about reality tv stars doing something

genius

they know their target market so well

people who watch house of reps voting in silence = same people who are interested in chris hardwick's interactions in a staged social setting with other former tv personalities

[Stickman]

[Green Habit]

[96583UP]

Congrats McP!!!!!

but alas he is still in office

[verb_to_trust]

Tulsi grew up in a cult. Let's go easy on her.

[96583UP]

holy cow check out the size of the font on the WaPo front page: http://www.washingtonpost.com

[McParadigm]

So her third party will be called “Democrat,” too?

[Simple Torture]

"You're my 'present' this year." -Burt

[Norah]