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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 7:29 pm
by tommy
dad wrote:
tommy wrote:
dad wrote:
tommy wrote:Why is dad defending sex offenders?
someone has to stick up for you, tom.
I've never peed in public. Not even once.
you've never peed in a public restroom?
Don't try to confuse me

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 7:30 pm
by Jorge
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it
You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!
on 49th or 50th?
I don't know... it was dark
btw, its Rockefeller
It was dark

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 7:31 pm
by doug rr
I've pee'd many times in Central Park too

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 7:31 pm
by dad
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it
You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!
on 49th or 50th?
I don't know... it was dark
btw, its Rockefeller
It was dark
what color was your poop?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 7:44 pm
by Jorge
Deep black. (I was very sick)

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 7:47 pm
by epilogue
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it
You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!
on 49th or 50th?
I don't know... it was dark
btw, its Rockefeller
It was dark
my nightmare

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 7:56 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
Did this happen to you?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 7:59 pm
by dad
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
Did this happen to you?
heck nah. i would pee my pants instead.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 8:09 pm
by spike
That’d be pointless if you were already caught. It definitely happened to him.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 8:10 pm
by spike
Probably why he moved to Oklahoma.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 8:13 pm
by 96583UP
31 offenders within 5 miles

3 offenders within 2 miles. 1 is over the river. the two on my side of the river are both creepy old men that sexed females between age 12-15

what a disgusting world we live in

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 8:14 pm
by tree_
*City. Move to the country bro

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 8:19 pm
by dad
spike wrote:Probably why he moved to Oklahoma.
you're a real detective.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 10:50 pm
by Chris_H_2
why does dad hate spike?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 11:01 pm
by doug rr
Chris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
fantasy football is tearing this place apart..go broncos

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 11:57 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Chris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
Why haven’t you given your opinion of the show Saturday night in the appropriate thread? Was it that bad?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 11:58 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Their beef goes back pretty far. Even before he took on the “dad” username

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Wed August 23, 2023 11:58 pm
by Jorge
Back when his username was Malice

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:02 am
by dad
Chris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.

I’m the one with an axe to grind.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:28 am
by Bi_3
Do you address waiters/waitresses/servers by their names? I feel like in bars that’s good but in restaurants it’s awkward and boomer dad-ish.