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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu November 23, 2017 2:46 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:fact: all can openers are trash. It's a failed technology.
you're a failed technology
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu November 23, 2017 2:47 am
by BurtReynolds
Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu November 23, 2017 2:51 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?
uh, yes
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu November 23, 2017 3:28 am
by dpupenya
BiteCan
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Sat December 02, 2017 12:05 am
by Norah
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 5:39 pm
by Self
I found it, you guys. You deserve this can opener. Ruddo was on the right track.
https://www.oxo.com/categories/cooking- ... pener.html
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 5:47 pm
by spike
this is probably a technical support forum thread
user error and such
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 5:53 pm
by BurtReynolds
It only took you four years!
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 5:57 pm
by Chris_H_2
i think we need to pour a little out in honor all of the cans of vegetables, soups, etc. that have been needlessly lost over the past four years.
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 6:01 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I told you
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 6:01 pm
by Self
Thanks, guys. It was the journey, not the destination that helped my grow.
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 6:02 pm
by Self
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I told you
I don't even listen to myself.
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 6:23 pm
by washing machine
This thread is so old malice posted in it.
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 7:10 pm
by B
I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 7:12 pm
by dad
B wrote:I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?
whoa.
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 7:28 pm
by B
Maybe I've been using it wrong! I'll post more tomorrow!
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 8:00 pm
by spike
we have a kitchenaid one that works great
of course, i also possess normal human motor skills
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 8:08 pm
by dad
this is not the time for ableism, spike.
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 8:16 pm
by Self
The other openers I've had are shit compared to oxo and they didn't last. I've had this one for over a year and it's still as smooth as the day I brought it home. Spike isn't going to ruin this for me.
Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Posted: Thu July 08, 2021 8:31 pm
by Chris_H_2
dad wrote:B wrote:I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?
whoa.
i was thinking leaf blower