Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon February 05, 2018 8:40 pm
Tell Sam I said "hi."contamination wrote:374 posts. You probably know more about me than my "partner":B wrote:Wait until you find out what we're doing with your RM posts.
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Ancestry / 23andMe
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Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Wed February 07, 2018 4:11 am
We have a manual panic button, and also an automatic trigger should your heart stop beating for more than 4 minutes.B wrote:If I ever run for public office, I'm going to instruct Sarge to burn this forum to the ground.B wrote:I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Wed February 07, 2018 4:40 am
Why is this an A&E thread?
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Wed February 07, 2018 5:00 am
Because Ancestry starts with an A.cutuphalfdead wrote:Why is this an A&E thread?
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Wed February 07, 2018 5:44 am
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Because Ancestry starts with an A.cutuphalfdead wrote:Why is this an A&E thread?
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Wed February 07, 2018 12:10 pm
B/c I did it for entertainment, and GD is a cesspool.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon March 05, 2018 3:06 pm
Got my results. No casino money for me.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon March 05, 2018 3:43 pm
This is top shelf.B wrote:What do they do? Take a piece of paper with a DNA profile on it and dip it in a pool? I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon March 05, 2018 4:55 pm
I bought one for my mom. Her results were spot on. Boring.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon March 05, 2018 7:12 pm
My brother did this for the family. It was cool and all but I recently read how the company basically owns the rights to your DNA. So I got that going for me.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon March 05, 2018 8:23 pm
Where is Dime from we might be cousins!?
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon March 05, 2018 8:38 pm
Once they're dead pretty sure this practice will mean jack shit!run2death wrote:Please use 23andMe.
Ancestry will use your info to baptist all your dead relatives into the Mormon Church.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Tue March 06, 2018 1:55 am
no fucking website is ever getting my DNA
unless it's because they come step to me and i blast on their face in a display of alpha male dominance
as was the custom in my ancestral homeland of wakanda
based on a DNA test i had performed while interning at a snow cone stand run by the mormon church
unless it's because they come step to me and i blast on their face in a display of alpha male dominance
as was the custom in my ancestral homeland of wakanda
based on a DNA test i had performed while interning at a snow cone stand run by the mormon church
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Tue March 06, 2018 1:58 am
These are the best B posts.B wrote:If I ever run for public office, I'm going to instruct Sarge to burn this forum to the ground.B wrote:I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Tue March 06, 2018 5:18 am
Anyone done this for their dog?
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Sun November 11, 2018 11:36 pm
I'm 1.6% black! Fuck all you white folks.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon November 12, 2018 12:55 am
I'm also 10% french 
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon November 12, 2018 12:58 am
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon November 12, 2018 1:04 am
I feel like I should be angry about that but I dont really know what that means.tragabigzanda wrote:Also now your genetic info is a commodity for resale by Ancestry / 23andMe!
Re: Ancestry / 23andMe
Posted: Mon November 12, 2018 1:05 am
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.