stfuChris_H_2 wrote:that assumes you're wide open the majority of the time. because if not, there's not a chance you could. and even if so, it's really different shooting in an arena with basketball stanchions and a huge crowd in the background. the depth perception is completely different.Balki wrote:I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.
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And they say that a hero could save us
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im team chris the whole way. i dont think people really understand how good pro athletes are compared to the rec league joe
the only way you get a shot off in basketball is if the guy guarding you leaves you wide open to double team someone else. otherwise if they are within 10 feet of you their closeout speed and leaping will render any shot useless
football the only way you catch a pass is if the LB or DB lets you so they can separate your spine in 43 different pieces
in baseball i think a pitcher is throwing chin music the first pitch to put the fear of god in you
in hockey a goalie is going to let you think theres an opening when in reality you havent a shot. and never mind thinking youre going to stickhandle around a defenseman
id say the only major sport the average joe would have in finishing is maybe NASCAR and even then you will probably wreck before the 20th lap
the only way you get a shot off in basketball is if the guy guarding you leaves you wide open to double team someone else. otherwise if they are within 10 feet of you their closeout speed and leaping will render any shot useless
football the only way you catch a pass is if the LB or DB lets you so they can separate your spine in 43 different pieces
in baseball i think a pitcher is throwing chin music the first pitch to put the fear of god in you
in hockey a goalie is going to let you think theres an opening when in reality you havent a shot. and never mind thinking youre going to stickhandle around a defenseman
id say the only major sport the average joe would have in finishing is maybe NASCAR and even then you will probably wreck before the 20th lap
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Boom roastedChris_H_2 wrote:that assumes you're wide open the majority of the time. because if not, there's not a chance you could. and even if so, it's really different shooting in an arena with basketball stanchions and a huge crowd in the background. the depth perception is completely different.Balki wrote:I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.
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I could lead the Belichick-led NE Patriots to a superbowl
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So basically the only person here who can do what they say they can do is me?
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I can do the things I claimed.
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Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.
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I hate to agree with Peeps on anything but pretty much any NBA player could smother crackers like us on a close out. Maybe they would leave you to double someone else?PHATJ wrote:Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.
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Oh I totally agree with that. I’d just have to be open. There’s no way any of us could score past virtually any nba defender. Probably even IT.verb_to_trust wrote:I hate to agree with Peeps on anything but pretty much any NBA player could smother crackers like us on a close out. Maybe they would leave you to double someone else?PHATJ wrote:Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.
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I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.
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verb_to_trust wrote:I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.
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I'd just shoot over him.verb_to_trust wrote:I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.
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verb_to_trust wrote:I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.
i can see you doing the shawn kemp double finger point yelling BMI over 20
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NE Patriots are a system all I'd have to do is pass to the spot it's all timing
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98 mph fastballs are pretty easy to hit
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a 5 iron to a back right pin is right up my alley
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From about 170 out?doug rr wrote:a 5 iron to a back right pin is right up my alley
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