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Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:05 pm
by Jorge
durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:If you dingbats aren't putting mayo on your BLT's or CLT's then you're doing it wrong and it breaks my heart that you'd voluntarily miss out on something so fundamentally wonderful and enriching.
Your anti-ketchup stance means nothing now you animal
Mayo > ketchup without exception.
They mix really well together
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:08 pm
by Jorge
Mayo + spicy ketchup + a little bit of lime juice make a wonderful sandwich spread
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:15 pm
by epilogue
theplatypus wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:If you dingbats aren't putting mayo on your BLT's or CLT's then you're doing it wrong and it breaks my heart that you'd voluntarily miss out on something so fundamentally wonderful and enriching.
Your anti-ketchup stance means nothing now you animal
Mayo > ketchup without exception.
They mix really well together
Yeah, that's a good point.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:23 pm
by wease
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Flavored mayo is fine. The only time I will allow regular mayo is if it's a very small amount on a burger, and there have to be a lot of other toppings to drown it out.
Nothing drowns out mayo. Nothing.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:24 pm
by wease
theplatypus wrote:Mayo + spicy ketchup + a little bit of lime juice make a wonderful sandwich spread
You monster.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:25 pm
by wease
So, so anti.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:26 pm
by Jorge
wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Flavored mayo is fine. The only time I will allow regular mayo is if it's a very small amount on a burger, and there have to be a lot of other toppings to drown it out.
Nothing drowns out mayo. Nothing.
It's not a very strong taste
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:34 pm
by LoathedVermin72
theplatypus wrote:wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Flavored mayo is fine. The only time I will allow regular mayo is if it's a very small amount on a burger, and there have to be a lot of other toppings to drown it out.
Nothing drowns out mayo. Nothing.
It's not a very strong taste
It is if it grosses you out
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:38 pm
by epilogue
LoathedVermin72 wrote:theplatypus wrote:wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Flavored mayo is fine. The only time I will allow regular mayo is if it's a very small amount on a burger, and there have to be a lot of other toppings to drown it out.
Nothing drowns out mayo. Nothing.
It's not a very strong taste
It is if it grosses you out
I don't know...
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 7:41 pm
by LoathedVermin72
durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:theplatypus wrote:wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Flavored mayo is fine. The only time I will allow regular mayo is if it's a very small amount on a burger, and there have to be a lot of other toppings to drown it out.
Nothing drowns out mayo. Nothing.
It's not a very strong taste
It is if it grosses you out
I don't know...
Well, it grosses me out. So I know.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 8:12 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Pro. But it's got to be Duke's
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 8:14 pm
by epilogue
LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:theplatypus wrote:wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Flavored mayo is fine. The only time I will allow regular mayo is if it's a very small amount on a burger, and there have to be a lot of other toppings to drown it out.
Nothing drowns out mayo. Nothing.
It's not a very strong taste
It is if it grosses you out
I don't know...
Well, it grosses me out. So I know.

Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 8:22 pm
by wease
durdencommatyler wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:theplatypus wrote:wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Flavored mayo is fine. The only time I will allow regular mayo is if it's a very small amount on a burger, and there have to be a lot of other toppings to drown it out.
Nothing drowns out mayo. Nothing.
It's not a very strong taste
It is if it grosses you out
I don't know...
Well, it grosses me out. So I know.

As do I.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 9:28 pm
by epilogue
This might be logically fallible. But I like you guys, so we'll go ahead and let it slide. Hopefully, someday, you'll get to experience the joy and delicious delight from mayo that you all deserve. And if not... well, so be it. More for me!
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 9:31 pm
by wease
durdencommatyler wrote:This might be logically fallible. But I like you guys, so we'll go ahead and let it slide. Hopefully, someday, you'll get to experience the joy and delicious delight from mayo that you all deserve. And if not... well, so be it. More for me!
You can have it all. All of it.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 9:31 pm
by epilogue
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 9:40 pm
by PHATJ
Pro mayo in responsible portions.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 10:00 pm
by Jorge
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 10:51 pm
by LoathedVermin72
It isn’t any of those reasons for me. It’s the taste.
Re: Tha Mayonnaise Wars
Posted: Sun March 11, 2018 11:04 pm
by doone
Miracle Whip or gtfo