Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired

guestT · Post by **guestT** » Sat September 15, 2018 1:15 am

The way the guy dresses you expect stakes and poles to be dragging behind him.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun September 16, 2018 12:43 am

day 5: "it had to be a fluke - you can't possibly be that bad"

https://www.sfchronicle.com/49ers/artic ... 231118.php

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sun September 16, 2018 1:16 am

Someone had to make this joke already but is he just some guy who won a Madden tourney and first prize was being named the Lions' coach?

Post by **96583UP** » Tue September 18, 2018 2:17 am

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue September 18, 2018 2:59 am

He dresses just like Belichik

Post by **96583UP** » Wed September 19, 2018 2:15 am

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed September 19, 2018 3:54 pm

He's so fat

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed September 19, 2018 3:57 pm

He looks like Missy Elliot wearing that trash bag in the Supa Dupa Fly music video from back in the day.

washing machine · Mon September 24, 2018 2:47 am

Rank the days, 928347

Post by **96583UP** » Mon September 24, 2018 2:49 am

dude he is beating the patriots we're gonna need to lock this thread

Post by **96583UP** » Mon September 24, 2018 2:49 am

his BMI must be 1,000

Post by **96583UP** » Mon September 24, 2018 2:49 am

maybe now that he is successful, we can just merge this thread into the BMI thread

washing machine · Mon September 24, 2018 2:50 am

He looks like he’s always trying to think of a good comeback .

Post by **96583UP** » Mon September 24, 2018 2:53 am

he is going to sexually assault the night away in celebration after this victory

Post by **96583UP** » Tue September 25, 2018 2:17 am

day 14: show me where on the doll he touched you

Post by **96583UP** » Tue September 25, 2018 2:18 am

day 15 (preview): Mattricia early HOF candidate after Belichick defeat

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Tue September 25, 2018 2:47 am

The local term for him is Matty Patty btw

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue September 25, 2018 3:29 am

Mattwurst?

washing machine · Tue September 25, 2018 4:39 am

That pencil is dangerously close to poking Belichick in the eye.

Post by **96583UP** » Wed September 26, 2018 2:20 am

day 16: sports team improvement montage begins - personal interest piece

https://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2 ... p_muc.html

Red Mosquito