Red Mosquito

Posted: **Sat September 15, 2018 1:15 am**

The way the guy dresses you expect stakes and poles to be dragging behind him.

Posted: **Sun September 16, 2018 12:43 am**

day 5: "it had to be a fluke - you can't possibly be that bad"

https://www.sfchronicle.com/49ers/artic ... 231118.php

Posted: **Sun September 16, 2018 1:16 am**

Someone had to make this joke already but is he just some guy who won a Madden tourney and first prize was being named the Lions' coach?

Posted: **Tue September 18, 2018 2:17 am**

Posted: **Tue September 18, 2018 2:59 am**

He dresses just like Belichik

Posted: **Wed September 19, 2018 2:15 am**

Posted: **Wed September 19, 2018 3:54 pm**

He's so fat

Posted: **Wed September 19, 2018 3:57 pm**

He looks like Missy Elliot wearing that trash bag in the Supa Dupa Fly music video from back in the day.

Posted: **Mon September 24, 2018 2:47 am**

Rank the days, 928347

Posted: **Mon September 24, 2018 2:49 am**

dude he is beating the patriots we're gonna need to lock this thread

Posted: **Mon September 24, 2018 2:49 am**

his BMI must be 1,000

Posted: **Mon September 24, 2018 2:49 am**

maybe now that he is successful, we can just merge this thread into the BMI thread

Posted: **Mon September 24, 2018 2:50 am**

He looks like he’s always trying to think of a good comeback .

Posted: **Mon September 24, 2018 2:53 am**

he is going to sexually assault the night away in celebration after this victory

Posted: **Tue September 25, 2018 2:17 am**

day 14: show me where on the doll he touched you

Posted: **Tue September 25, 2018 2:18 am**

day 15 (preview): Mattricia early HOF candidate after Belichick defeat

Posted: **Tue September 25, 2018 2:47 am**

The local term for him is Matty Patty btw

Posted: **Tue September 25, 2018 3:29 am**

Mattwurst?

Posted: **Tue September 25, 2018 4:39 am**

That pencil is dangerously close to poking Belichick in the eye.

Posted: **Wed September 26, 2018 2:20 am**

day 16: sports team improvement montage begins - personal interest piece

https://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2 ... p_muc.html

Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired