Food WTFs

[epilogue]

gross

Pete is salivating.

[Norah]

no that's disgusting

[96583UP]

[PHATJ]

Who doesn’t like a dicey pb sponge sangwich? That’s a delicacy.

[Jorge]

Tarrare (c. 1772 – 1798), sometimes spelled Tarare, was a French showman and soldier, noted for his unusual eating habits. Able to eat vast amounts of meat, he was constantly hungry; his parents could not provide for him, and he was turned out of the family home as a teenager. He traveled France in the company of a band of thieves and prostitutes, before becoming the warm-up act to a travelling charlatan; he would swallow corks, stones, live animals and a whole basketful of apples.

He was hospitalised due to exhaustion and became the subject of a series of medical experiments to test his eating capacity, in which, among other things, he ate a meal intended for 15 people in a single sitting, ate live cats, snakes, lizards and puppies, and swallowed eels whole without chewing. Despite his unusual diet, he was of normal size and appearance, and showed no signs of mental illness other than what was described as an apathetic temperament.

General Alexandre de Beauharnais decided to put Tarrare's abilities to military use, and he was employed as a courier by the French army, with the intention that he would swallow documents, pass through enemy lines, and recover them from his stool once safely at his destination. Tarrare could not speak German, and on his first mission was captured by Prussian forces, severely beaten and underwent a mock execution before being returned to French lines.

Chastened by this experience, he agreed to submit to any procedure that would cure his appetite, and was treated with laudanum, tobacco pills, wine vinegar and soft-boiled eggs. The procedures failed, and doctors could not keep him on a controlled diet; he would sneak out of the hospital to scavenge for offal in gutters, rubbish heaps and outside butchers' shops, and attempted to drink the blood of other patients in the hospital and to eat the corpses in the hospital morgue. After being suspected of eating a toddler he was ejected from the hospital. He reappeared four years later in Versailles with a case of severe tuberculosis, and died shortly afterwards, following a lengthy bout of exudative diarrhea.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

let's make a film about him, jorge

[washing machine]

let's make a film about him, jorge

We need to resurrect that thodoks biopic.

[Jorge]

let's make a film about him, jorge

We need to resurrect that thodoks biopic.

[washing machine]

let's make a film about him, jorge

We need to resurrect that thodoks biopic.

[Jorge]

let's make a film about him, jorge

We need to resurrect that thodoks biopic.

[washing machine]

let's make a film about him, jorge

We need to resurrect that thodoks biopic.

[wease]

Those are the biggest man nipples I’ve ever seen.

[Jorge]

This is a traditional Argentinian Christmas meal. I tried it for the first time this week and it is absolutely fucking disgusting.

It's a sweet pastry stuffed with tuna and slathered in mayonnaise.

[LoathedVermin72]

[washing machine]

Jorge. WTF.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

do you like tuna at all, jorge?

[96583UP]

damn that looks f*cking nasty

[Jorge]

do you like tuna at all, jorge?

I do sometimes yes. Not in this presentation though. It was so nasty

[96583UP]

a far cry from seared ahi sesame

[PHATJ]

That’s a horrifying log