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Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Tue August 06, 2019 4:14 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
E.H. Ruddock wrote:These kind of questions never even made sense to me. Why do "obscure" things have to be classified as something else? A hot dog isn't a sandwich, it's a fucking hot dog. A wrap is a wrap, not a burrito, not a sandwich. A hamburger is a fucking hamburger. A pop tart a sandwich? GTFO.
You know what is a sandwich? A fucking sandwich.
Also, this wasn't a knock on B. I see this conversation come up all over the place about things that aren't sandwiches being sandwiches.
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Tue August 06, 2019 10:58 pm
by washing machine
What a two pager
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Tue August 06, 2019 10:59 pm
by Norah
E.H. Ruddock wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:These kind of questions never even made sense to me. Why do "obscure" things have to be classified as something else? A hot dog isn't a sandwich, it's a fucking hot dog. A wrap is a wrap, not a burrito, not a sandwich. A hamburger is a fucking hamburger. A pop tart a sandwich? GTFO.
You know what is a sandwich? A fucking sandwich.
Also, this wasn't a knock on B. I see this conversation come up all over the place about things that aren't sandwiches being sandwiches.
Yeah, but it's also a knock on B.
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 2:07 am
by B
A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 2:13 am
by knee tunes
Look.
A posting sandwich:
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 2:26 am
by E.H. Ruddock
B wrote:A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.
Wrong. A burrito is a burrito. A wrap is a wrap. No one goes around ordering "a burrito wrap"
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 2:31 am
by tragabigzanda
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 2:32 am
by knee tunes
B wrote:Discuss
I know why a poptart is not a sandwich, and it's because you do not put a sandwich into a toaster slot
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 3:50 am
by Orpheus
tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
For sure. Why wouldn't it be?
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 4:02 am
by tragabigzanda
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 4:28 am
by knee tunes
tragabigzanda wrote:Orpheus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
For sure. Why wouldn't it be?
I don’t know
Because you're a dork maybe ?
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 4:33 am
by Bammer
knee tunes wrote:Look.
A posting sandwich:
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 4:33 am
by Bammer
B wrote:I must have fucked up if Hammer supports the thread.
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 4:34 am
by tragabigzanda
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 4:36 am
by knee tunes
tragabigzanda wrote:knee tunes wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Orpheus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
For sure. Why wouldn't it be?
I don’t know
Because you're a dork maybe ?
I’m open to it
That's what the sandwich said
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 9:11 pm
by epilogue
Mickey wrote:This kind of discourse sucked ass on twitter two years ago, it sucks even more now. Everything is a ravioli. Move on.
AL
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 9:12 pm
by epilogue
knee tunes wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:knee tunes wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Orpheus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
For sure. Why wouldn't it be?
I don’t know
Because you're a dork maybe ?
I’m open to it
That's what the sandwich said
hot DAMN!
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Wed August 07, 2019 11:01 pm
by knee tunes
durdencommatyler wrote:knee tunes wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:knee tunes wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Orpheus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
For sure. Why wouldn't it be?
I don’t know
Because you're a dork maybe ?
I’m open to it
That's what the sandwich said
hot DAMN!
Yes, a hot DAMN open face sandwich
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Thu August 08, 2019 1:19 am
by B
E.H. Ruddock wrote:B wrote:A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.
Wrong. A burrito is a burrito. A wrap is a wrap. No one goes around ordering "a burrito wrap"
No one orders a "hamburger sandwich," but a hamburger is definitely a sandwich.
Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
Posted: Thu August 08, 2019 6:11 am
by Bammer
knee tunes wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:knee tunes wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:knee tunes wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Orpheus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Is a torta a sandwich?
For sure. Why wouldn't it be?
I don’t know
Because you're a dork maybe ?
I’m open to it
That's what the sandwich said
hot DAMN!
Yes, a hot DAMN open face sandwich
It was a fantastic joke. You don’t have to go and explain the joke now.
Anyone who didn’t get it doesn’t deserve to.