Bot rewrites Pearl Jam lyrics (+ other PJ stuff)

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I took the PJ.com press release about Gigaton and ran it through this tool.
Original text in bold, the rest is bot nuttiness.

Pearl Jam will release their much-anticipated eleventh studio album, Gigaton, on Monkeywrench Records/ Republic Records on March 27, 2020 in the US. Internationally, the album will be released and sold on February 14, 2021.

The album was recorded and mixed at Run For Cover Studios in Utah. the album features 12 new original songs, and is the first album by a Pearl Jam album produced exclusively by Mike McCready, the band's rhythm guitarist.

"Gigaton has gone from a completely different area, especially from the last album, to a whole new area for Pearl Jam," Mike told Rolling Stone earlier this year. "I have tried my best to capture the dynamics and nuance of both the new songs and the classics."

"Making this record was a long journey," explains Mike McCready . "It was emotionally dark and confusing at times, but also an exciting and experimental road map to musical redemption. Collaborating with my bandmates on Gigaton ultimately gave me greater self-doubt and shame. It wasn't long before I felt more confident in my music, and although we didn't have the chance to record the rest of that year, I carried my faith on.

"By the time I graduated high school, it was clear I was making big strides in my musical development. When I was 17, the support network I needed to continue to perform publicly on a weekly basis allowed me to realize a lot of my goals and get closer to the people I cared about. For the first time, I felt like I could have my dreams, goals and ambitions fulfilled."

"While the songs themselves are all new, we're re-releasing songs from this project from its 3.0 collection. A group of them appear on our 'More to Come' compilation with the same name." Unfortunately, you'll have to pick up Gigaton on vinyl or CD to hear them. The band will be marking the release with the release of a one-off vinyl reissue of their first record,, on June 3rd. What better way to celebrate our latest releases?

Tracklist:

1. SPOTLIGHT: DESTRUCTION
2. CONQUEST
3. PORTAL
4. GET CHUCKED
5. LIGHT ATHEISM (SECTION 50 BOY VERSION)
6. BELIEVE
7. JUICY (SHARMIN ROSS & FRANK VON TRADEMARK)
8. LIGHT OFFER (ID & DOUG BURGER)
9. THEORIES ONLINE
10. SMASH IT
11. GAP MAN
12. VENGEANCE
13. FASHION FLIP
14. NO IMPRESSIONS

Now that's a believable track list.

[arthurdent]

years from now we will look back at when the algorithm decided to use all-caps and consider it day one of the development of the judgement day sequence

Skynet has become self-aware.

[mikejasond]

I thought this would be one of those bots that takes in all Pearl Jam lyrics and then tries to write a new song based on it.

Can we find one of those. Then we'll see the ocean.

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now