Dips, Spreads, Toppings, etc. (not salsa)
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Re: Dips, Spreads, Toppings, etc. (not salsa)
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Re: Dips, Spreads, Toppings, etc. (not salsa)
i have a guilty pleasure for those dried packets of onion or ranch that you just add a cup of sour cream to and mix...
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2 containers a week at $4.99 apiece at my local whole foods adds up pretty quickly money bagstragabigzanda wrote:Hummus isn't that expensive, guys
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quit buying expensive Whole Foods crap. That place sucks.Chris_H_2 wrote:2 containers a week at $4.99 apiece at my local whole foods adds up pretty quickly money bagstragabigzanda wrote:Hummus isn't that expensive, guys
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E. H. Ruddock: Making a positive difference on RM since 2020.E.H. Ruddock wrote:quit buying expensive Whole Foods crap. That place sucks.Chris_H_2 wrote:2 containers a week at $4.99 apiece at my local whole foods adds up pretty quickly money bagstragabigzanda wrote:Hummus isn't that expensive, guys
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who hurt you?E.H. Ruddock wrote:quit buying expensive Whole Foods crap. That place sucks.Chris_H_2 wrote:2 containers a week at $4.99 apiece at my local whole foods adds up pretty quickly money bagstragabigzanda wrote:Hummus isn't that expensive, guys
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I think I'll try my hand at zucchini-avocado "hummus" today.
https://blog.paleohacks.com/avocado-hummus/#
https://blog.paleohacks.com/avocado-hummus/#
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Bro that is just disgusting watery guacamole.washing machine wrote:I think I'll try my hand at zucchini-avocado "hummus" today.
https://blog.paleohacks.com/avocado-hummus/#
Which reminds me, guac is one of my top dips. Can’t believe I forgot about it. I have gotten more compliments on my guac than probably anything else in my life ever.
Avocado
Salt
Garlic powder
Red chili flakes
Lime juice
That’s it.
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Re: Dips, Spreads, Toppings, etc. (not salsa)
Garlic in guacamole? Whyyyyyyy
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See, pep, that’s where you’re FUCKING WRONG.
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substitute garlic power for fresh minced garlic and the red chili flakes for minced jalapeno, and then add cilantro and you're good to go.Bammer wrote:Bro that is just disgusting watery guacamole.washing machine wrote:I think I'll try my hand at zucchini-avocado "hummus" today.
https://blog.paleohacks.com/avocado-hummus/#
Which reminds me, guac is one of my top dips. Can’t believe I forgot about it. I have gotten more compliments on my guac than probably anything else in my life ever.
Avocado
Salt
Garlic powder
Red chili flakes
Lime juice
That’s it.
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Listen to Chris and watch Billy, bammer. Guacamole without jalapeno is a crime. Don't even get me started on garlic powder instead of fresh garlic. What the fuck?
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A little cilantro in your guacamole goes a long way.
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That guacamole recipe should go down as the biggest RM food folly since Jorge's lasagna.
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More than your enormous ball bag?Bammer wrote:I have gotten more compliments on my guac than probably anything else in my life ever.
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Even more than your night before eggs?
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Oh gawd, now I feel ill.Bammer wrote:See, pep, that’s where you’re FUCKING WRONG.
Don’t put garlic in your guacamole !!
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Why not?
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Re: Dips, Spreads, Toppings, etc. (not salsa)
Garlic is great for adding flavor to many foods, but guacamole isn’t one of them. I tend to feel that garlic is overused in recipes.
Avocado, lime juice, cilantro, salt, pepper, and finely chopped red onions is all it needs. Optional finely chopped jalapeños or habaneros if you can handle the heat.
Avocado, lime juice, cilantro, salt, pepper, and finely chopped red onions is all it needs. Optional finely chopped jalapeños or habaneros if you can handle the heat.