Red Mosquito

Another friend of mine thought that Laura Burhenn (on "Good Heart" from the The Mynabirds debut album) was singing "If you keep the beat, I'll keep the time." But it's "...I'll keep the tune."

Joey I swear to god.

At least that friend didn't argue with me for hours about it.

Pearl Jam – “Rats”

Lyric: “Lick the dirt off a larger one’s feet”

My buddy: “Lick the dirt off Olajuwon’s feet”

Mind your manners - "What they've taken" (is more than a vow) we always yell "Undertaker"

La bouche - beat my lover

Wagon wheel - pray to God I see head lice

Bruce prove it all night - ive been workin real hard tryin to keep my ass clean

MadTIGERmaN wrote:I had Hash pipe from Weezer on once at work years ago, and had a customer complain about us playing a song about "ass wipe" i still hear ass wipe to this day because of him

Wait, he DOESN'T say ass wipe?!

lay lady lay...
play it for a funky grass bed...

Don't worry , it doesn't sound like that at all.

I just misheard it

In 'Hey Debussy' by Pixies the lyrics go:

You can't even sing
Like that sweetie Therese

But I can't unhear

You can't even sing
Like that sweetie T Rez

I like to think Frank Black is giving a shout out to Nine Inch Nails.

At 1:50 of Sammy Hagar's Heavy Metal it sounds like "we've got alt-right fanatics tearing down the barricades" and it always makes me laugh. Did he predict Jan 6?

i got bugs wrote: Bruce prove it all night - ive been workin real hard tryin to keep my ass clean

Can’t hear it any other way now. Is this not the very essence of human existence? The why.

I always thought the last line of the chorus in this song was "Gonna leave an ugly scar when you go," but I looked it up and apparently it's "Gonna leave an ugly skull when you go." I like my misheard version so much more.

No one has posted this classic yet, o I might as well - Bad Moon Rising: “there’s a bathroom on the right”