Red Mosquito

All I care about is the Miami Dolphins. They're cool now, right?

The only things even remotely cool about the dolphins:
- Don Shula’s wardrobe
- Ace Ventura affiliation
- Superfan Daniel Tosh

Uhmm... Tua Tagovailoa is their new QB dude

Also, Hootie is a huge fan

... FROM the blowfish

My Bucs were cool with that defense in the late 90's and early aughts. That's about it.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:My Bucs were cool with that defense in the late 90's and early aughts. That's about it.

Nothing cool about the Bucs and everyone wanted the Raiders to win that super bowl.

Bammer wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:My Bucs were cool with that defense in the late 90's and early aughts. That's about it.

Nothing cool about the Bucs and everyone wanted the Raiders to win that super bowl.

Rich Gannon is a p*ssy

Keyshawn was pretty cool. Warren Sapp cancelled him out though.

If we're talking about logos and aesthetics, Raiders are probably the coolest... hottest too, though with them black unis

tree_ wrote:If we're talking about logos and aesthetics, Raiders are probably the coolest... hottest too, though with them black unis

In high school we designed our uniforms to emulate the Raiders it was awesome

tree_ wrote:If we're talking about logos and aesthetics, Raiders are probably the coolest... hottest too, though with them black unis

Howie Long is not cool

verb_to_trust wrote:

tree_ wrote:If we're talking about logos and aesthetics, Raiders are probably the coolest... hottest too, though with them black unis

Howie Long is not cool

Also that pill popper romanowski or whatever his name is

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

tree_ wrote:If we're talking about logos and aesthetics, Raiders are probably the coolest... hottest too, though with them black unis

Howie Long is not cool

Also that pill popper romanowski or whatever his name is

I associate him with the Broncs

The Astros went from oddities to dorks in the 70s and 80s, then found their groove in the 90s and 00s by being mostly harmless and mostly likeable overachievers. In the last decade they went from punchline to actual cool before royally imploding into the worst kind of heel -- one that people don't even love to hate. They are just straight up hated.

The Rockets are 100% cool and I don't know why anyone outside of Houston refuses to acknowledge that.

The Oilers basically didn't exist to me, but I can't imagine that baby blue and red thing was ever cool.

The Texans are generic in every way and even less cool than Bammer's Seahawks.

I dunno Watson is pretty cool.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:My Bucs were cool with that defense in the late 90's and early aughts. That's about it.

Those were fun days though

Simple Torture wrote:Bruins - I get the feeling (but please correct me if I'm wrong) that the Bruins are widely respected both around the league and by people who know hockey, but that does not make them cool. I'm not sure if there are any cool hockey teams--Vegas certainly had a run recently, but no other teams come to mind.

The Bruins are probably the most loathed team in hockey. Right up there with the Pens and the Caps

Yeah the Texans are the blandest franchise in the league. Easily.

washing machine wrote:The Astros went from oddities to dorks in the 70s and 80s, then found their groove in the 90s and 00s by being mostly harmless and mostly likeable overachievers. In the last decade they went from punchline to actual cool before royally imploding into the worst kind of heel -- one that people don't even love to hate. They are just straight up hated.

The Rockets are 100% cool and I don't know why anyone outside of Houston refuses to acknowledge that.

The Oilers basically didn't exist to me, but I can't imagine that baby blue and red thing was ever cool.

The Texans are generic in every way and even less cool than Bammer's Seahawks.

Bammer wrote:Yeah the Texans are the blandest franchise in the league. Easily.

They should just combine them with the Titans.

Mickey wrote:

Bammer wrote:Yeah the Texans are the blandest franchise in the league. Easily.

They should just combine them with the Titans.