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Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Tue October 27, 2020 11:23 pm
by bodysnatcher
Bammer wrote:In the middle of the day on a Tuesday WTF
Ed woke up 17 minutes before going live
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Tue October 27, 2020 11:27 pm
by Bi_3
Rise
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 1:34 am
by Chris_H_2
which trucker's hat was he wearing?
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 1:39 am
by 96583UP
he dedicated porch to the current difficulty in achieving reliable 2-day prime delivery
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 2:35 am
by ghost
Wishlist
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 9:55 am
by bodysnatcher
He dedicated Just Breathe to the crushing amounts of pressure for warehouse workers to outperform corporate efficiency goals for the 2020 holiday season.
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 10:26 am
by B
He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.
R.I.P. Art of DTE
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 11:52 am
by JuanHamm
B wrote:He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.
R.I.P. Art of DTE
That guy's not paid enough to care.
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 12:16 pm
by Bi_3
JuanHamm wrote:B wrote:He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.
R.I.P. Art of DTE
That guy's not paid enough to care.
Underemployable
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 1:33 pm
by B
JuanHamm wrote:B wrote:He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.
R.I.P. Art of DTE
That guy's not paid enough to care.
Really, the problem is with the executive who came up with the packout protocols. The last two books I bought were loose in a giant box with some of those plastic baloony things.
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 3:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
B wrote:JuanHamm wrote:B wrote:He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.
R.I.P. Art of DTE
That guy's not paid enough to care.
Really, the problem is with the executive who came up with the packout protocols. The last two books I bought were loose in a giant box with some of those plastic baloony things.
It’s strange, but that all depends on which warehouse the item is coming from. Warehouses don’t have specific, standard packing instructions per item. One place might use a box, one place might use a bag.
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 4:18 pm
by Bammer
bodysnatcher wrote:B wrote:JuanHamm wrote:B wrote:He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.
R.I.P. Art of DTE
That guy's not paid enough to care.
Really, the problem is with the executive who came up with the packout protocols. The last two books I bought were loose in a giant box with some of those plastic baloony things.
It’s strange, but that all depends on which warehouse the item is coming from. Warehouses don’t have specific, standard packing instructions per item. One place might use a box, one place might use a bag.
There’s a Yellow Ledbetter joke in here for people who don’t know the actual lyrics.
But that being said, Snatch’s joke about efficiency really can’t be topped and everyone should just stop trying.
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 5:25 pm
by liebzz
Isn’t Yellow Ledbetter about Amazon delivery going contactless? Can you seem them? Out on the porch?
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 6:03 pm
by B
liebzz wrote:Isn’t Yellow Ledbetter about Amazon delivery going contactless? Can you seem them? Out on the porch?
He don't know whether to put it in a box or a bag.
Credit:Bammer
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Wed October 28, 2020 11:40 pm
by Norah
You guys all ruined bodysnatcher's perfectly cromulent yellow ledbetter reference.
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Thu October 29, 2020 2:22 am
by 96583UP
what is Ed's running list of corporate private gigs at this point?
Amazon
Netjets
Dropbox
Oracle
what else
he's got half the Dow Jones covered at this point
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Thu October 29, 2020 2:51 am
by VinylGuy
He played in Cannes Lions the first time i went there. And i remember him and Dave Mathews play at some wedding too?
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Thu October 29, 2020 8:39 am
by spike
The Shipped Song
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Thu October 29, 2020 8:40 am
by spike
1/2 Fulfillment Center
Re: Vedder singing for Amazon right now?
Posted: Thu October 29, 2020 8:48 am
by spike
Swallowed Whole Foods