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Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Mon August 29, 2022 2:09 am
by Rangi Guy
96583UP wrote:i hate body hair and feel free once i have removed it
Are we talking head to toe here?

Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Mon August 29, 2022 2:12 am
by 96583UP
Rangi Guy wrote:
96583UP wrote:i hate body hair and feel free once i have removed it
Are we talking head to toe here?
head still has hair

nothing else

i trim the digits and the paws

forearms

armpits

taint

you name it

i trim it

Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Mon August 29, 2022 2:15 am
by LetMeSleep
Eyebrow and ear hair is crazy once in your late 40s.

Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Mon August 29, 2022 2:24 am
by 96583UP
i have a single hair in one of my ears that grows long

i have to remember to pluck it

then it comes back

Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Mon August 29, 2022 2:24 am
by Rangi Guy
LetMeSleep wrote:Eyebrow and ear hair is crazy once in your late 40s.
Ear hair hasn't started to be a problem.....yet, but I hear you about the Eyebrows.

The power cable to my hair trimmer went AWOL a while ago, and by the time I realised - it was too late for the razor, so I left it and ordered a new cable. After initially sending me the wrong one - I finally had a working trimmer again week later. My wife and I had just finished watching Black Bird, so I gave myself the Larry Hall (She hated it), and that stuck around for a week or so before I trimmed it back into The Chopper

Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Mon August 29, 2022 2:26 am
by dad
96583UP wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
96583UP wrote:i hate body hair and feel free once i have removed it
Are we talking head to toe here?
head still has hair

nothing else

i trim the digits and the paws

forearms

armpits

taint

you name it

i trim it
ample conditions for a slip 'n slide sitch.

Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Mon August 29, 2022 3:16 am
by Ello Sailor
Having seen Mickey's ass, he really needs to visit this thread.

Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Mon August 29, 2022 1:36 pm
by tree_
WE ALREADY HAVE A POSTMODERN GROOMING TECHNIQUE THREAD!

Postmodernism

Posted: Thu March 14, 2024 5:10 pm
by Alex
That postmodernism is indefinable is a truism. However, it can be described as a set of critical, strategic and rhetorical practices employing concepts such as difference, repetition, the trace, the simulacrum, and hyperreality to destabilize other concepts such as presence, identity, historical progress, epistemic certainty, and the univocity of meaning.

https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/postmodernism/

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Thu March 14, 2024 5:58 pm
by spike
i've had to start plucking white eyebrow hairs :(

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Thu March 14, 2024 6:06 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Sun March 17, 2024 2:38 am
by tree_
Cut my 5 year old's hair last week and my hair on this day. Both turned out very nicely.

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Sun March 17, 2024 2:46 am
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:Got laser treatment on the back of my neck this week
What’s that run?

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Sun March 17, 2024 2:55 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: (Hu)Manscaping: Tips, Preferences, Approaches

Posted: Sun March 17, 2024 3:02 am
by coptheriotact
Rangi Guy wrote:
96583UP wrote:i hate body hair and feel free once i have removed it
Are we talking head to toe here?
I shave from the neck down, I did it once and now I can’t stop.. hair is for the head, I don’t want to be furry.

I wanna be like a sportsman or a wrestler

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Mon March 18, 2024 3:20 pm
by Alex
My head hair is blond but my pubes are brown. Anyone relate to this?

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Mon April 01, 2024 7:49 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I was out of razors but really wanted to shave today. Broke out the electric razor and an old bottle of 'Lectric Shave I had in the medicine cabinet of our guest bathroom. Now I'm smelling 'Lectric Shave all day.

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Mon April 01, 2024 8:05 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Mon April 01, 2024 9:51 pm
by Monkey_Driven
I bought a new bald head trimmer.

Re: Postmodern Grooming Technique

Posted: Mon April 01, 2024 10:24 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.