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My poops have been incredible the past two days


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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Up at 4 am to drink the second half gallon of this nasty solution.
did you have the procedure already or still waiting?
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Had it at 10 am. Was home by noon but still now a little loopy from the anesthesia. It’s weird, i know i was awake for the procedure and saw the screen as they were doing it, but can’t remember shit
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Had it at 10 am. Was home by noon but still now a little loopy from the anesthesia. It’s weird, i know i was awake for the procedure and saw the screen as they were doing it, but can’t remember shit
wow, i was out cold the whole time and about 15 minutes after...they said not to eat much of anything for the rest of the day but i had my wife drive me to mcdonalds for fries
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Yeah I’ve already had a sandwich
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and most importantly did you get released into the room with the other people that just had it done and the nurses push on everyones stomach to make them fart? that was my favorite part
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They called mine “twilight anesthesia”
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lol yeah. She pushed on my stomach a bunch and i let out some great farts. Been farting great all day, too
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all good no polyps?
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One polyp removed but he said it didn’t look abnormal. Will know in two weeks but didn’t seemed concerned at all about it
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we're old..
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For real. I bet those old guys surfing nazaré aren’t out there worrying about polyps
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:lol yeah. She pushed on my stomach a bunch and i let out some great farts. Been farting great all day, too
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doug rr wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Had it at 10 am. Was home by noon but still now a little loopy from the anesthesia. It’s weird, i know i was awake for the procedure and saw the screen as they were doing it, but can’t remember shit
wow, i was out cold the whole time and about 15 minutes after...they said not to eat much of anything for the rest of the day but i had my wife drive me to mcdonalds for fries
I had an upper GI endoscopy done in the fall and it was my first experience of being put under (I almost climbed out of bed when they started administering the propofol because I don’t deal with lack of control). I remember going under, a beat, then I wake up mid-conversation with a nurse talking about how Vince Gill was the lead singer of Pure Prairie League cuz the song Aimee was on the radio before going under. I might’ve sang it for her.
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Just took a top 5 biggest dump of 2022
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Imagine living in an era when humans had been wearing pants long enough to evolve beyond hairy butts. All the time saved not having to wipe hairy butts will accelerate human advancement exponentially. This is the true key to development of intergalactic travel, and thus, the survival of our species.
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Maybe that’s why lakes are usually brown. Hundreds of thousands of years of man evolving and washing their dirty butts in the water.
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