Re: The Drunk Thread
Posted: Mon April 11, 2022 8:10 pm
I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.Higgs wrote:You can fuck right off.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't drink
I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.Higgs wrote:You can fuck right off.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't drink
did it make you drunk?verb_to_trust wrote:I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.Higgs wrote:You can fuck right off.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't drink
what will be your drinks of choice?tree_ wrote:hahaha NEVERE.H. Ruddock wrote:Congrats on kid number 3!tree_ wrote:Kids staying the night at meemaw's = Raz and I having some drinks tonight
She'll probably have some $20 boxed wine Cabernet and I'll probably mix and match some IPAs. I really like this new Hazy Emperial I tried the other day. Forgot what it's called. And Bell's Two Hearted.. forgot what the other one is that's in the fridgeChris_H_2 wrote:what will be your drinks of choice?tree_ wrote:hahaha NEVERE.H. Ruddock wrote:Congrats on kid number 3!tree_ wrote:Kids staying the night at meemaw's = Raz and I having some drinks tonight
this definitely has third kid written all over ittree_ wrote:She'll probably have some $20 boxed wine Cabernet and I'll probably mix and match some IPAs. I really like this new Hazy Emperial I tried the other day. Forgot what it's called. And Bell's Two Hearted.. forgot what the other one is that's in the fridgeChris_H_2 wrote:what will be your drinks of choice?tree_ wrote:hahaha NEVERE.H. Ruddock wrote:Congrats on kid number 3!tree_ wrote:Kids staying the night at meemaw's = Raz and I having some drinks tonight
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Nospike wrote:did it make you drunk?verb_to_trust wrote:I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.Higgs wrote:You can fuck right off.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't drink
Yuengling sucks. Be better next time you spend the carbs.verb_to_trust wrote:Nospike wrote:did it make you drunk?verb_to_trust wrote:I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.Higgs wrote:You can fuck right off.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't drink
You're the must stuck up person in the world. I would have had a spotted cow if I could.spike wrote:Yuengling sucks. Be better next time you spend the carbs.verb_to_trust wrote:Nospike wrote:did it make you drunk?verb_to_trust wrote:I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.Higgs wrote:You can fuck right off.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't drink
Calm down, it’s piss.verb_to_trust wrote:You're the must stuck up person in the world. I would have had a spotted cow if I could.spike wrote:Yuengling sucks. Be better next time you spend the carbs.verb_to_trust wrote:Nospike wrote:did it make you drunk?verb_to_trust wrote:I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.Higgs wrote:You can fuck right off.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't drink
I'm not into piss or butt stuff, you know thisspike wrote:Calm down, it’s piss.verb_to_trust wrote:You're the must stuck up person in the world. I would have had a spotted cow if I could.spike wrote:Yuengling sucks. Be better next time you spend the carbs.verb_to_trust wrote:Nospike wrote:did it make you drunk?verb_to_trust wrote:I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.Higgs wrote:You can fuck right off.verb_to_trust wrote:I don't drink
Good catch.Strat wrote:Wait did Verb just call spike stuck up after making fun of those of us that drink? Lol